+hooverHonestly all I want for Christmas is a new pair of pants.
+hooverHonestly all I want for Christmas is a new pair of pants.
If you gave me a half gram of coke I wouldn't be racist. Promise.Or how about this for a compromise?
A half gram of mediocre coke and an end to racism?
C'mon Santa, work with me...
Is it really too much to ask?i really want world Communism and free coke for all but thats to much to ask
Zat you Santy Cla ...I want a XBOX series X, make that happen Santa , thx
Ho! Ho! Ho! What a riot you are, crazy kid. But, of course, I have garden tools out the yin-yang!
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I have the first one. It’s pretty dope. You should pick your self up a good model ASAP.My list
As always I want a super cool freckled red head with a gymnasts ass, an IQ around 145, a jet set bank account, fire eyes and that crooked smile that sets the world right.
Remote start for the runner
New earbuds (fuck mk)
Detail for the runner
I know right?I don't want presents from other adults. Rather than buying something for someone else that they don't really want and them buying something for me that I don't really want, I'd rather just buy something that I want... but I don't really want anything. I don't like money. I don't like material possessions. I'm happy with what I have.
I like getting presents from my daughter because they are made with love.
One thing I really don't like is getting clothes from my parents. I've asked them not to give me clothes, but they just keep doing it... I wonder what my mum would think if I bought her a hideous dress?
I realize I sound like the Grinch.
I'm not feeling very Christmassy this year.