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turd ferguson

Bluelighter
Joined
Dec 11, 2001
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Location
vicksburg,ms
alright before any of you just say go to erowid, please tell me what any of you all have done in the past to pass a piss test.I am going to take a drug test for the army on tuesday morning.I must admit I am a very heavy pot smoker, with my last smoke being last night.I have heard different people tell me different things to do.Right now i am taking baridium (an urinary analgesic) and chugging water. Could any of you all tell me the names of some drinks that have helped you pass drug tests successfully in the past? I would be forever in debt for this priceless advice.Thanks in advance.
 
I'm so sick of these "I need to pass a drug test" threads. The majority of the time they come from pot smokers. You people are worse than crackheads with that worthless shit.
please tell me what any of you all have done in the past to pass a piss test.
Abstain!...or use real drugs that flush outta your system in a few days.
You're a chronic smoker? You dont have a chance in hell at passing a test on Tuesday.
 
although i agree that pot smokers are worse than crackheads with their fiending, and that pot is a totally useless substance, i dont see how its any of your business what kind of drugs he does.
as for the question, about the only hope you have is to quit doing drugs COMPLETELY, and thentry the body flush shit from your local head shop. ive heard quite a few people whove had good luck with it.. this of course assumes you get a piss test and not a folical test, in which case youre fucked either way.
now here it is: use the fucking search engine next time.
 
i dont see how its any of your business what kind of drugs he does.
What part of my reply are you talking about?
 
Turd -
Guess what? You're a heavy pot smoker so you have plenty - I mean PLENTY of THC in your fat cells .. you smoked lastnight and you are dropped on Tuesday? YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL YOUR DRUG TEST, IT'S THAT SIMPLE.. DONT EVNE TRY TO TRICK THEM BECAUSE YOUR MARIJUANA ADDICITED ASS WILL BE EXPOSED.. YOU COULDNT DRINK ENOUGH WATER TO PISS CLEAN .. might as well go blaze a fat doob so you can at least forget about what you're facing..
Sputnic -
It's one of our business what this persosn problems are.. however, if this person is going to LITTER our forum with these GARBAGE posts about "how do I pass my piss test" .. well, if we want to know what this persons thinks of when they masturbate, or if they have ever had a homosexual experience - GOD DAMNIT WE WILL ASK AND IF THEY WANT AN ANSWER, WELL, THEN THEY ANSWER THE QUESTIONS WE ASK!
Fuck it, lets just close this crap.. potheads really are worse then crackheads when they have to go without their weed.. at least this pothead is going to be punished when he has so much THC in his system the vapor from his urine gets the lab staff stoned..
 
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