I'm having a... describe your number 2s here!

[Myshkin]

Oh Jesus, oh Adonai, oh Loki, it's come to this. :D

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

Everyone recommends prune juice. I drank litres of the foul stuff and it hasnt done a thing. :/. Perhaps some of the more experienced opiate users could offer some tips.

My breaths starting to chuck up.

 

[Myshkin]

Guinness and Tic-Tacs.

 

[CbRoXiDe]

Everyone recommends prune juice. I drank litres of the foul stuff and it hasnt done a thing. :/. Perhaps some of the more experienced opiate users could offer some tips.

My breaths starting to chuck up.[/QUOTE

Yeah, some experienced opiate poo'er advice would be welcome !

 

[OfLittleWorth]

Afternoon!

 

[CbRoXiDe]

What an amazing first post ! Lmao.

 

[Myshkin]

Real men slap their todgers on the Bakelite.

 

[CbRoXiDe]

I'm afraid that isn't true Sam. The average man may indeed have their todger touching the bakelite. But real men have their dongs flopping over the bakelite heading to the ground .

 

[OfLittleWorth]

What an amazing first post ! Lmao.

I was going to go for the Before, During and After. But everyone has seen a bog and skid marks down the back of the pan before.

 

[Myshkin]

Oh aye, I didn't talk about the filthy bell-end soiling the lino for fear of allegations of literal dicksizing.

 

[mattnotrik]

Just had an awfull one, like rusty water spewing out a small crack in a pipe. Not sure what ive eaten but its not pleasent

 

[OfLittleWorth]

Mine was the result of a;



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[CbRoXiDe]

^ +1 for pissing out your asshole.

God, this thread is lulz.

 

[knock]

BUMp.

NSFW:

Lamb burger rolls, bourbon biscuits, toast and dhal. Largest and most solid I've passed for some months! Felt like it was going to give a fight both on exit and flush but in the end went without argument.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

Aww man, I bet you're gutted that broke. That would have been at least 50 kureks if it hadn't! Then again, if it hadn't broke it would probably have turned into a ghost shit and you would have missed it entirely, which would have been an even greater shame. I really miss shitting out of my arsehole. I still get the occasionally little bit because I have a loop colostomy that lets a tincey bit through, but it just aint the same. I weighed a particularly heavy bag the other day and it was half a fucking kilogram!!! I'm thinking of keeping one of those keep net scale weighing things next to my changing area in the toilet so I can weigh every bag, so I can see how much goes through me in a week. Hahaha.

 

[knock]

Posted for your pleasure MSB

 

[Mailmonkey]

BUMp.

NSFW:

Lamb burger rolls, bourbon biscuits, toast and dhal. Largest and most solid I've passed for some months! Felt like it was going to give a fight both on exit and flush but in the end went without argument.

thats a nice turd there knock. Respect.

 

[knock]

Imagine how it felt. I'm proud of myself.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

I would try the recipe out for giant formed turds, but my newly formed a-hole in my stomach is only 20mm in diameter now so I think i'd be in a lot of trouble. Your bumhole must look like a rubber band that has been pulled back and forward til all the elasticity is gone.

 

[Cornishman]

That looks like opoids were involved.

If not, congrats on such a massive el naturel shit.