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I'm having a... describe your number 2s here!

charlie clean said:
39 posters happily share the details of their bowel movements with total strangers. Only drug users and old men are so forthcoming. But who's interested, and why, that's the question?
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Scat is the new black doncha know?
 
I just dropped the kids off at the pool, they were green for some reason. The stool chart does nothing?!?!
 
Could be a few things. Lots of leafy veg lately? Are you vegetarian? The ones to watch out for are black (unless you're on iron supplements) or red. Or light yellow. Black / red mean your guts are bleeding, yellow means you're not producing enough red blood cells.
 
jancrow said:
Could be a few things. Lots of leafy veg lately? Are you vegetarian? The ones to watch out for are black (unless you're on iron supplements) or red. Or light yellow. Black / red mean your guts are bleeding, yellow means you're not producing enough red blood cells.
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I've eaten one piece of greenery in about a week lol. I'm guessing it's related to my stomach condition.
 
Mr Smokes Blunts. said:
I just dropped the kids off at the pool, they were green for some reason. The stool chart does nothing?!?!
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el-oh-el. that Gillian Mckeith charlatan would give you a thrashing for that kinda poop

could be the new breakfast cereal you tried this week btw. it does tend to hurry things along and makes for interesting results in that area
 
effie said:
You can grade them here, guys:

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the watery edged ones disturb me.
 
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On monday i always get to empty my bowels , as i said as an opiate addict you know which days you will go n when you won't .
 
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I just had another one. Very satisfactory.

( what on earth was all that twoddle ealier on in this thread about the air of windsor8(.. really I despair of my sanity )
 
CbRoXiDe said:
Someone really needs to post a picture of their own faeces. You would win the internet !!!
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I will. but only when one comes along with a good angle, that doesn't look bad ;p

Myspace pooz FTW!

[edit] .. you'll probably be waiting a loooong time tho ... thanks to amphetaminies making things rather ploppy ;p
 
I just had an amazing bath.. Ive never taken those sponges with the rough exfoliaty backs seriously.. but they are blummin lovely!! Give yer arms/ legs etc a right rrrrraarrrrubbbin..
Im all pink and circulated.
 
I'm a bath babe too ... a bath is the only thing bar nothing, incl drugs/alcohol, that universally & without fail relaxes all my muscles .... esp @ girlie monthly times

bestest baths ever:
laptop on a stool with shit yank TV playing+bottle of wine+random girlie yum smelling body stuffs & exfoliating tools+2hrs = HEAVEN. Since I can be a bit of a neurotic bint I do this 2 times a week at least. it's a helpful remedy

also, if you're in need of sleep, it's also a good way to induce a virtual sleep coma shortly after, & would possibly put rohypnol to shame in that regard
 
My number 2's are very small and rabbit like in appearance.That is,like a rabbits droppings and not that it looks like a rabbit.
 
This thread needs reviving lol ! Just had the most painful poo ever. Damn opiates and plugging up your intestines. I think I literally just gave birth to a rugby ball out my anus. So much pain.
 
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