If you won the lotto!

[BigG]

I think I'd probably give a lot of it away actually. Don't have any family to give any to but just random people who've been kind to me over the years. Even if it was something small that they had probably forgotten about.

Donate a couple of million to the Great North Air Ambulance, save the children and the RSPCA.....Might even donate some to fellow BLers (but make FUBAR sign a clause not to spend his on drugs! haha!! )

Oh and buy a new pair of safety boots cos the ones work provide give me blisters (sometimes it's the little things!)....not that that's relevant cos I doubt I'd be bothered to get up for work if I had 10 mil in the bank......That brings up an interesting point though, what's with these people who win like £100 million on the Euromillions or something who are in their 60s and insist they don't intent to leave their minimum wage part time cleaning job?.....what the fuck's up with that??

 

[NightsEpiphany]

I'd buy a house on the side of a mountain facing the setting sun over a little cove with a perfect beach.. It would have a balcony with a hammock and i'd have an endless supply of coke with straws served to me by an oiled up Johnny Depp. My galleon would be waiting for me..ready to take me (and johnny) anywhere in the world.

 

[Dark Side]

Id be generous as hell, just give people money like curious. My nan has always had a heart of gold so i must of got it from her

 

[NightsEpiphany]

give a beggar a couple of grand.

 

[ColtDan]

what's with these people who win like £100 million on the Euromillions or something who are in their 60s and insist they don't intent to leave their minimum wage part time cleaning job?.....what the fuck's up with that??

I've always wondered that. pretty odd/sad

Id be generous as hell

Yeah same here

 

[Tranced]

I'd buy a huge chunk of land (ideally a valley, can I buy a valley for that much?) and I'd move on site with my closest friends and build a sustainable treehouse community.

I'd buy funktion ones for raves, and build a studio. Ideally we'd live so far from neighbours that we could have raves undisturbed.

If I won a lot of money, say on Euro Millions, the place would look a lot Lothlorien in the Lord of the Rings films.

 

[Josh]

Quit work and do a volunteering job that I liked instead.

Something like this. Invest the lot and pay myself a salary similar to my current one from the interest. I think I worked out a while back that I'd only need a million to do this.

With ten million, I might consider setting up an indie games studio of my own. Spend nine million putting out our first title which would ultimately fail, then go back to the above plan with the last million.

 

[SummerSerenade]

I'd buy 10 million pounds worth of cocaine and start a drug empire of course.

 

[ScotchMist]

I'd widen the M6 and M1 so myself and nobody else would have to sit on it tearing their hair out, clawing at their face and smoking a 20 deck to the nub thus increasing the life expectancy.... cuz I'm nice like that... and I'm sat on the m1 now and it seems like a good idea

 

[harmacologist]

I'd buy 8 million pounds worth of cocaine, a mil worth of smack, and a million worth of various psychedelics and RCs and start a drug empire of course.

cause diversification is an intelligent business strategy.

 

[curious_24]

give a beggar a couple of grand.

Yes! Me too.

 

[NightsEpiphany]

imagine his face.

 

[kingme]

Quit work and do a volunteering job that I liked instead.

well technically im volunteering at the moment and i still feel rather like shit at the end of the day

also, widening the roads is expensive business... i think 10 mil would just about cover 2 km

 

[Don Luigi]

Yeah but I'd do a volunteering job I like :D

I'm not sure how much demand there is for a volunteer diddy scratcher.

 

[Bearlove]

make sure that all my friends / family were looked after - give a good chunk to charity a good chunk to my accountant, stick a few million in the bank and travel.

 

[kingme]

make sure that all my friends / family were looked after - give a good chunk to charity a good chunk to my accountant, stick a few million in the bank and travel.

to your accountant? may i ask why?

 

[Bearlove]

to your accountant? may i ask why?

Yeah (to invest) - I can't be fucked with shares / trading etc - that would be down to him/her to look after - his/her wages/commission are based purely on returns (+ basic). Basic is covered by your interest on your banked amount ?

 

[kingme]

Aa i see. Just thought it was some weird Dutch custom, like giving money to the poor and church is for Christians. Investing sounds like a reasonable plan.

10 mil though... i think first id just get it in small bills and create the selfies ive always wanted, bathing in cash, sleeping on a mattress of money, wipe ass with a few bills etc etc.
then invest. Including the wiping bills, following money laundering ofc

 

[pinkpapaver]

pay shm's ransom

 

[Sammy G]

Make sure that certain friends who've helped me out of tight spots never want for anything.

Meet the love of my life and go on some crazy caper. Then tell her to get to fuck when she least expects it.

Buy my family's old gaff in Cork, move in and spend the rest of my days happy and drunk as a lord.