If you could time travel to the past 2000 years ago, what ONE thing would you take?

[StoneHappyMonday]

Djinn genie

Bowie?

 

[Shambles]

He bites on the neon and sleeps in a capsule...

 

[clouds]

I'd take back solar powered microwave. Who's going to question that im god when i have a box that makes light, cooks shit, and makes shit explode?
Plus, I really couldn’t be arsed to fuck on making mud ovens.

 

[monstanoodle]

A picture?

 

[Mugz]

of?

 

[debaser]

A gun. And lots of ammo.

 

[monstanoodle]

of?

Wherever I turned up

 

[Mugz]

A gun. And lots of ammo.

Reason being? Why not take an offering of peace rather than violence?

 

[debaser]

^ Self-defense against Romans.

 

[Mugz]

What if you landed in South America? doubt there would be many romans there

 

[matt<3ketamine]

a packet of cannabis seeds

 

[Shambles]

Hardly required 2000 years ago. Admittedly you'd have to start the hybridisation process from scratch but finding cannabis in general would be far from difficult, I suspect.

 

[parttime crackhead]

I'd squash Jesus with my tank. Start a new religion.

 

[Mugz]

What would your religion be based on PC? and what would it be called. I don't think crushing Jesus would crush christianity, would just end up with churches nowadays resembling tanks rather than crosses me thinks :D

 

[Shambles]

2000 years ago there'd surely be no religion to need replacing, no? Still, tank/baby Jeebus combo would be hilarical and no mistake

 

[Myshkin]

Yeah, 2000 years ago Jesus was apparently a nothing. Save for allegedly having killed at least a couple of people in fits of childish pique but somehow that stayed in the Apocrypha.

For any doubters...

 

[parttime crackhead]

What would your religion be based on PC? and what would it be called. I don't think crushing Jesus would crush christianity, would just end up with churches nowadays resembling tanks rather than crosses me thinks :D

It would be based on me running cunts down with a tank if they didn't do what I told them to do.

 

[Mugz]

What would you tell them to do? Come on PC you really need to put more thought into it before starting a massive project like starting a new religion 8)

 

[Myshkin]

You don't need religion as an excuse to run over people in tanks.

The Chinese government are institutionally atheist, but their entire grip on power would seem to be founded on similar principles.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Aye but I would need religion (or basically just stupid people in awe of my power) to keep me in power as my tank would eventually run out of fuel. Squash a couple & let the rest fear the tank-god.

Mugz - I would tell them to do whatever I wanted done at the time. Do you want me to start a big massive list? It would take too long. For example, right now I would tell them to make me a chicken sandwich & skin me a joint. I'd keep things simple. Keep me happy & I won't squash you. Best religion ever.