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If you could have a tattoo of....

Eveleivibe said:
....another Bluelighter's ID who would it be n why?

(No arguments please this is just for fun, shits n giggles)

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Evey
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Mine would be yours, because I could do a very slow paced magic trick where it changes size whenever you change your name :)

If people are willing to watch David Blaine in a box for all that time, they may patiently watch my willy until you change it.

After I had sold the rights to the idea, I would, of course, hire a stunt penis that looked like a leg of lamb and still make a tidy sum.

I'm going to do something real with my life, like the money, and things like that.
 
I just want a tattoo of a really big willy, on my willy, so I have a get out clause for saying I have a big dick. I might just request a few portraits from some people I don't like to slap on there. I could get someone on either side of the shaft and two others on each side of my scrotum. Then I could honestly tell people I have two massive dicks and two giant ballbags.

Gobshite is the next organic progression.
 
I like the new cross stitch tats - I know that in a few years they will be out of fashion like the Barbed wire, celtic, tribal, Bio mechanical etc
 
Don Luigi said:
I just want a tattoo of a really big willy, on my willy, so I have a get out clause for saying I have a big dick. I might just request a few portraits from some people I don't like to slap on there. I could get someone on either side of the shaft and two others on each side of my scrotum. Then I could honestly tell people I have two massive dicks and two giant ballbags.

Gobshite is the next organic progression.
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I like how you think :D

Obvs I'd get MSB's.

edit: username not dick
 
Tbh, I think it's a beautiful phrase, either way.

Very malleable -
"If one cannot fully make their point in One Thousand Words; then one could not do so with a million".
"One Thousand Words for the one I love".
"One Thousand Words is all it took".
"An eccentric man, a man who carried equal conviction whether he uttered just One or One Thousand Words".
"Frantic, exhausted, and feverish, he pored over his final piece, a personal commentary on birth, life and death. His final legacy - His One Thousand Words"
 
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