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if you could give dealers advice ,what would u tell them

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Don't try and sell me shitty coke. Don't expect your money for that shitty coke if i get it on front. Don't dress like a fucking wigger and wonder why cop's hassle you. Don't act like your hardcore just because you sell abit of crack or weed. If you say your going to show up around noon and call me 2 days later asking me if i still want whatever you where supposed to sell me 2 days earlier don't be surprised when i tell you to go dig your dead granny up and fuck her.
 
Most drug dealers have a monopoly, their clients only know them, otherwise there would be better customer service.


I have to disagree with this. Drug dealers are not a monopoly, if one of my connects starts acting like a dick then i'll just go to another one. I refuse to deal with anyone that I dont like giving my money to.

I'm just saying for most people, I think there's more then 1 option on who to get there drugs from. If it's a 1 person monopoly your just going to get raped on every deal.

Anyways my advice would be simple, always give me a few extra point's and a discount.
 
Most drug dealers have a monopoly, their clients only know them, otherwise there would be better customer service.

I guess everywhere is different. I feel like doing drugs would be such a burden if it were like that...might be a good thing lol.

You're in Chicago though>?? I could understand a gang having a monopoly on a street corner or block...
 
^ hook ups can be hard to find dude. dealers dont just go around handing out business cards and free samples. where im from i was able to support a daily heroin habit for years just being a middle man between people and dealers.


but yea, dealers, its all about being real about timing.. seriously wtf.
 
Dealers do not have a monopoly atleast not where i live. There are so many dealers for common stuff that if one guy is a twat i can tell him to get fucked and walk on over to the other house. If a guys a total horrible cunt to have anything to do with i don't care how good his shit is i won't deal with them. Mostly because people like that piss me off and looking out through 2 inches of bulletproof glass for 25 years does not sound like fun.

Oh and another thing just cause you have tats does not mean you are tough and im not scared by your big wigger rings since abit of blood coming out of me will only make me flip and you better hope your next to a hospital if you try that shit.

Also pull up yer pants ya chav faced cunt so it won't look like your carrying round a quarter pound of crack with you ;)
 
if u want my money, be legit. in every aspect. that means quality, answering your phone when I call, updating me when you get somethin new, and definitly not making me sit around like a shmuck on wheels.
If a dealer says 5 mins and hes not there, I call back around the 10 min mark and say if you aint here in 3 mins im out,(thats 180 seconds, just in case you didnt pass the 2nd grade) dont bother callin me in 20 cause ill be on the way to another dealer, and I aint turnin around.'
and whadya know, 9/10 they'll show up. remember, these guys dont have a real job, there livelihood depends on makin that sale. if they dont, they dont put food on the table. in a way, they need you more then you need them.
 
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stop blaming not answered calls on the phone charger that you DONT fucking have with you at the time, other than that keep up the good work and keep those packages beautiful!!!! :)
 
Stop assuming you are higher up than you are. The ego of someone pullin in like what... three four hundred bucks a week can amaze me as they sell green outta mommies crib.

step the fuck down with the attitudes, you sell shit, without me you wouldn't have a job. You don't exactly have PhD.
 
Be on time, be discreet, and don't insult my intelligence by attempting to sell me "lortabs" that are actually generic tylenol or naproxen. Answer your phone. If you don't have anything, just tell me that. If you say you'll call me back, please do so, and within a reasonable time frame.
 
8 out of 10 (PUKKA MATE) is suppose to mean its good not shit and by shit i mean cant feel at all shit!.......and you better fuckin run i've got a gun you toy town bitch!
 
Timing and communication FOR SURE.. But I hate when I go to meet my dude and he's like "sorry bro but all I got is half of what you wanted my bad I got you next time"

I hate that shit because I could have been looking somewhere else the entire time, Greedy bastards..
 
This isn't really advice, but I wish they were more honest bout their product, it's like a crooked car dealer or something.

Stop being so close minded and let me exchange sex for drugs, thanks. Lol jp.
 
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