muzby
Bluelighter
bump. beat u to it munch...
an all time classic....
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an all time classic....
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If we advertised Drugs
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josh_nexus
Bluelighter
Feeling tired and lazy out for no particular reason... then pull a cone. Well hey, at least then you'll have an excuse.
Too lazy to cook dinner... pull one of our cones and you'll eat anything.
Are you tired of being left out of the conversation cause you are too shy... well try our cocaine and you'll never shut up, even when everybody starts hiding from you.
Marijuana: Well, hey at least its not crack.
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Too lazy to cook dinner... pull one of our cones and you'll eat anything.
Are you tired of being left out of the conversation cause you are too shy... well try our cocaine and you'll never shut up, even when everybody starts hiding from you.
Marijuana: Well, hey at least its not crack.
[This message has been edited by josh_nexus (edited 25 October 2001).]
plazma
Bluelighter
9 out of 10 thirteen year old e-tards recommend SMACKER(tm) MDMA... For that special drooling look... Often immitated, never exceeded!
(Candy bracelets not included)
Heroin, why? because you KNOW your life sucks and you're a loser...
Speed, you won't ever have to wake up feeling shitty again... Because you never need to sleep!
Coke: You're not arrogant, you're just BETTER than everyone else!
Acid: Because you don't need Detox to see pink elephants!
Ugly girls everywhere? no cuties? drink GHBeverage, and you'll fuck ANYTHING!
2-cb: Hallucinating whilst having convulsive diarhroea has NEVER been so fun!
Alcohol: The ONLY date rape drug, because the original, is still the best! (only kidding ladies!)
Weed: Well, we don't feel the urge to write a witty slogan here, because we're ripped, so just have a smoke and chill out man. Want some nachos?
-plaz out-
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(Candy bracelets not included)
Heroin, why? because you KNOW your life sucks and you're a loser...
Speed, you won't ever have to wake up feeling shitty again... Because you never need to sleep!
Coke: You're not arrogant, you're just BETTER than everyone else!
Acid: Because you don't need Detox to see pink elephants!
Ugly girls everywhere? no cuties? drink GHBeverage, and you'll fuck ANYTHING!
2-cb: Hallucinating whilst having convulsive diarhroea has NEVER been so fun!
Alcohol: The ONLY date rape drug, because the original, is still the best! (only kidding ladies!)
Weed: Well, we don't feel the urge to write a witty slogan here, because we're ripped, so just have a smoke and chill out man. Want some nachos?
-plaz out-
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Dials
Bluelighter
My friends all pounce when I chop up an ounce.
Geez it’s grouse.
A few cones are packed then the munchies attack.
Geez it’s grouse.
We all yell crud when we run outta bud.
Geez it’s grouse at hydro-house.
Shit that’s lame… but it’s still better then the hardware house ads, damn they suck
[This message has been edited by Dials (edited 24 October 2001).]
Geez it’s grouse.
A few cones are packed then the munchies attack.
Geez it’s grouse.
We all yell crud when we run outta bud.
Geez it’s grouse at hydro-house.
Shit that’s lame… but it’s still better then the hardware house ads, damn they suck
[This message has been edited by Dials (edited 24 October 2001).]
Baba_ORiley
Bluelighter
HA HA thats made my day. Check out a recent ministry mag in it they got real marketing agencies to come up with ideas for hooch ads. Pretty funny stuff.
muzby
Bluelighter
beer n coke - a soft drink it aint...
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dingleberries
Bluelighter
DXM : For the robo-head in all of us
SupaDiscoBreaka
Bluelighter
Acid Airlines - The premier airline that doesn't need a single plane.
"Thankyou for choosing acid for all your travel needs, please don't leave your seat until the walls have come to a complete stop. Thankyou, bye bye now"
hmmm... I think I'm ganna have to get out photoshop and make me a logo for this one
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Duffman says a lot of things, Oh Yeah!
"Thankyou for choosing acid for all your travel needs, please don't leave your seat until the walls have come to a complete stop. Thankyou, bye bye now"
hmmm... I think I'm ganna have to get out photoshop and make me a logo for this one
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Duffman says a lot of things, Oh Yeah!