If the Earth was about to explode Vs Which BL'er would you save

[felix]

..........what would your final wish be? You only have ONE wish, remember.....

I would wish for my little post-singularity spaceship to materialise in front of me, with enough time to grab one of the hard disks from my NAS, and perhaps even to have room for my wife and cats.

 

[koneko]

I would wish for my little post-singularity spaceship to materialise in front of me, with enough time to grab one of the hard disks from my NAS, and perhaps even to have room for my wife and cats.

Thanks I get in 2nd after the NAS disc


:D

 

[Pink Pigeon]

To have my loved ones with me but if it was a 10 minute countdown and that was not going to be possible, a large dose (150mg+) of 2C-B snorted as I had a similar experience and this did happen! (in my head obviously).

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

So the Earths about to explode and all you....cants....are sitting around making wishes?

You deserve to die for that alone.

You're probably all going "oh shit God, I'm so sorry for the atheism, no really, I always knew you were real, please forgive me oh Mary mother of God"

Die mofos.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Hey, what's wrong with hedging yer bets in a crisis?

 

[Pink Pigeon]

When I thought that I was going to die both in reality and due to drug psychosis I had a great feeling of calm and acceptance.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Hey, what's wrong with hedging yer bets in a crisis?

Christianity in a nutshell.

Also, it's more money for Ladbrokes.

Speaking as an atheist ex-bookmaker I damn well know what I'm talking about.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Well lah de dah, good for you man.. It's a totally hypothetical question anyway cos the earth ain't gonna 'explode' for billions of years. So stop pissing on our fireworks ya miserable twat

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Good luck with those nuclear weapons ya optimistic cant.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Arf!!

 

[felix]

So the Earths about to explode and all you....cants....are sitting around making wishes?

You deserve to die for that alone.

You're probably all going "oh shit God, I'm so sorry for the atheism, no really, I always knew you were real, please forgive me oh Mary mother of God"

Die mofos.

Answer the question, misery guts.

WWSHMD

? :D

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Exactly. What would SHM do?

Not wish.

What have we got? 10 mins?

I'd fuck.

 

[felix]

Maybe your partner would have other ideas, haha.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Well that's 20 seconds with a tissue sorted, what next?

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Who said anything about partner.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Well that's 20 seconds with a tissue sorted, what next?

God I pity Ms FUBAR.

Actually, give her here...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Actually, that was directed at you... Oh, never mind.. :D


(Semi) seriously though, I would be willing to place a bet with ladbrokes that in the event of a 10 minute warning, the last thing on your mind would be sex.. At least with anybody else....

 

[felix]

Who said anything about partner.

HAHA :D

I didn't like to say. But whatever floats your boat. %)

 

[Dark Side]

Christianity in a nutshell.

Also, it's more money for Ladbrokes.

Speaking as an atheist ex-bookmaker I damn well know what I'm talking about.

Yeah because you're exempt from the Human condition. 8) There are no Atheists on a sinking ship.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Yeah because you're exempt from the Human condition. 8) There are no Atheists on a sinking ship.

That's cool coz you're exempt from humour obviously.