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If EADD were a suburb...

Yeah Sam , that my life , the very last thing I want to do after a days graft, is go home and do some more.
Specially when I have a big bag of gear and a fridge full of grog.
But the missus don't see it from my point of view.
 
Yeah, I always notice that about anyone I know in any trade - there's always some work needs doing on their house, and it's always involving their day job!

I can see exactly where you're coming from - bet she never will though. :)
 
ill be the tie dye wearing hippy, sauntering about with 2p pupils, not a care in the world, tescos bag full of mushies and saying 'maaaan' after everything and occasionally pausing for a few hours to stare at the pavement.....maaaaan!
 
I shall be the ex-army mentalist who is always dressed in camo, often mistaken for a junglist, hiding in bushes with night-vision goggles on, lives close to Mugz's in a hole in the ground, most likely reliving the old days by ranting at any passer-by ;)
What I'm doing in the bushes and looking at through my goggles is but a secret...
 
monstanoodle said:
I shall be the ex-army mentalist who is always dressed in camo, often mistaken for a junglist, hiding in bushes with night-vision goggles on, lives close to Mugz's in a hole in the ground, most likely reliving the old days by ranting at any passer-by ;)
What I'm doing in the bushes and looking at through my goggles is but a secret...
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As the head of neighbourhood watch, this is your first warning.
 
This is turning into a cross between Stella Street, Trainspotting and Shameless. Possibly other things too. :)
 
Can I borrow your night vision goggles please monsta so I can hunt for some squirrels for dinner tonight? I'll share the meal with you ;) I'm making squirrel and sweet potato root stew :)
 
I'm sure we can organise a whip around the community to sort mugz out with a few tins of heinz

and cat lady, the smell coming from your place is horrific
 
i think i would be the resident loon, talking at a million miles per hour to anyone that passed offering them lines of whatever random drug i had on me.. oh wait thats already the case :\ lol
Yeah i can imagine id be blasting out the amens at ungodly hours of the night pissing you all off in the process.. :P
 
Mugz said:
Can I borrow your night vision goggles please monsta so I can hunt for some squirrels for dinner tonight? I'll share the meal with you ;) I'm making squirrel and sweet potato root stew :)
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Only if I can use my bow and arrow with explosive tips to catch the enemy.
 
ChainsawWilliams said:
I'm sure we can organise a whip around the community to sort mugz out with a few tins of heinz

and cat lady, the smell coming from your place is horrific
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I DON'T WANT ANY HEINZ!!!!! :p

Did you not see earlier that I am living in the shelter in the wooded area by choice and am catching and preparing my own meals. All I ask is to borrow Monstanoodle's night vision goggles for tonight and then I will have better luck hunting. It is either that or I will be forced to set more and more traps and holes in the ground conveniently covered up with a mesh made from old branches and weaved iwth leaves so anything that lands on it will fall into the pit in the ground. Just like this =D8o:p

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monstanoodle said:
Only if I can use my bow and arrow with explosive tips to catch the enemy.
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Sounds like a fair deal to me :)
 
Sod streetwalking and hiding in woods, I'd be up there on my rooftop penthouse with a jacuzzi full of ladies of the night and a briefcase full of designer drugs. I'd have the label as a sad old perv, but I wouldn't care. Age is a bitch, but it can have benefits commensurate with income.
 
Well I'm going to be living in a Romani gypsy caravan set up on the banks of the Eaddonian river.
I'll have a Rosie and Jim river barge parked outside my gaff on the adjacent river.

Of course the field I'm living in will be the El dorado of all shroom spots but all tresspassers will be thrown into the river and dragged to the bottom by the mermaids that wash my clothes. :)
 
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