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If EADD were a suburb...

brimz said:
What these Guys
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Nope..

Horseman number one = Roland from Grange Hill and hes going to eat all your sweets.

Horseman number two = Zamo and he will have all the gear

Horseman number three = Tucker and He will cover you all with scabies

Horseman number four = is undecided because I am omniscient but know of only those 3 Grange Hill characters :D.... ( you wont like him though!)
 
SamhainGrim said:
I'm afraid Loki and Pan have taken up permanent residence in one of my many unused, dusty, candlelit rooms. Exactly where they are depends on whether you believe in any syncretism between the two. ;)

Don't worry, they're our type of gods.
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begone you peddlers of divisive religion. The only shrine I may pay a visit to is a certain Mr. Shulgin.

On that note, do I need to apply to the town council of EADD for permission to start an MDMA synth lab?
 
Believe me, my chosen deities are anything but divisive. They can be bastards though. I can always chuck Eris in to sort 'em both out if it goes too far. :)

Your synth lab is not only approved, nomy, but you can even use my worthless and debased Central European ex-nobility coat of arms as a stamp. Like a 'by Royal appointment' thing. Except not quite as prestigious.
 
nomy said:
begone you peddlers of divisive religion. The only shrine I may pay a visit to is a certain Mr. Shulgin.

On that note, do I need to apply to the town council of EADD for permission to start an MDMA synth lab?
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Na, i still have space in my meth lab and plenty of glassware and equipment you can use, feel free.
 
If it has plenty of glassware and equipment it's not a proper meth lab imo. Get yourself some batteries, some fertiliser, a Gatorade bottle, and a bicycle.
 
Aww, sorted, cheers guys. I will use the myriad of networks and underground WW3 bunkers below our settlement for my creations of exotica then. Perchance said deities may be interested in testing my first attempts? Beyond that, maybe we could trade off any surplus for a virgin or two from the outsiders?

I think I may be taking this a bit too seriously.
 
In terms can of outsiders can I suggest Jeremy Kyle who may only enter with a passport and a sackful of mushrooms at
which point we will throw him to the dragons.
 
The gods would be honoured by your offering. Especilly Eris, as she's a right pillhead.

We'll get the virgins, don't worry. The ones that aren't seriously damaged, misguided and wanting to piss off Daddy won't look at me twice, so they're anybody's. The women of BL are free to request similar 'luxury items' from the outside world, seeing as virgins aren't usually an object of female desire. Sometimes they are though.
 
As the one true God, however, I have the authority to post Germaine Greer on passport control who has my permission to only let obese/pok marked/bald old ladies through if you all start acting up again.. remember that!
 
YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
As the one true God, however, I have the authority to post Germaine Greer on passport control who has my permission to only let obese/pok marked/bald old ladies through if you all start acting up again.. remember that!
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Gods eh :\

Hey, in exchange for a virgin or other 'luxury items', you can have my very first botched...erm batch of Mxx.... erm... something.
 
YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
As the one true God, however, I have the authority to post Germaine Greer on passport control who has my permission to only let obese/pok marked/bald old ladies through if you all start acting up again.. remember that!
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Far too much inverted Abrahamic tendency in that proposal.

Everybody knows that discerning young would-be pagan 'chicks' love a slightly weathered sicko in tight trousers, especially one with a manky mansion. Plus drugs everywhere, and nomy's 'regal' MDMA.

They'd be turning those little lust-crazed harlots back at the border.
 
Anybody need any assassinations doing?
I could really do with the work. I need a spade (fortunately not The Spade) to dig a deeper hole. I may even create a network of tunnels underneath the whole of our suburb so I can pop up anywhere and everywhere.
It would make the assassinations a great deal easier.
 
Monsta the hired gun? Parfait. :)

And Germaine won't get the trollops. They shall all wear PVC trenchcoats and protective headgear.

If I'm going to resort to deflowering virgins then I'll be damn well prepared for anything.
 
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