"I would like to take this opportunity . . .

[L O V E L I F E]

I would like to take this opportunity to thank each and every one of the over 14,000 women who have ever given me an orgasm.

Without their knowledge.


That was a masturbation joke.

Not a roofie/date-rape joke.

I would NEVER use a roofie to commit date rape.

Takes away from the degree of difficulty.




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[Changed]

not to be a dick or anything, but why not just make a post titled "recent poetry" or something like that, and then post both poems in one thread, instead of cluttering the forum with 2 straight posts?

 

[L O V E L I F E]

Not to be a dick or anything, but my posts are typically JOKES, not poems, and the very specific feedback I receive from many generous posters dramatically helps my writing process as well as helping with last-minute edits, as I plan on performing each of these jokes several times this weekend.

And in order for that feedback to be helpful and organized, I find it to be helpful to keep the jokes separate.

I sincerely apologize if the three threads I've started this month have left you in a state of emotional disarray.

And for future reference, most people I know don't usually respond well to non-sensical passive-aggressive sentence openers such as "not to be a dick or anything."

Happy Near Year,

LL

 

[Changed]

I'm glad your observations of my registration date have led you to understand where I am coming from.

Just refer to me as "the mind reader" next time you intend to retort my post.

 

[Mehm]

With their knowledge.

Did you mean to say "with out their knowledge"?

I think you did, and I loled :D

 

[L O V E L I F E]

Did you mean to say "with out their knowledge"?

I think you did, and I loled :D

Yes, I did.

And thank you.

<original post edited now - thanks, again>