I was sending someone some nudes

[Joey]

I accidentally sent them to my uncle who I just talked to for the first time in over a decade last night.

delete conversation

omfg

this is so stupid I’m just laughing

revenge of the selfie addiction

 

[atara]

what are you doing, step-uncle?

 

[Joey]

what are you doing, step-uncle?

oh no not this already im only 18


bleeeegh!

 

[Jabberwocky]

Have you posted them for the rest of us to enjoy in the nudie thread yet?

 

[Joey]

Have you posted them for the rest of us to enjoy in the nudie thread yet?

That's actually the one line I think with social media here I don't think I'll cross. I've been kind of out of it and thought about this for sure but I don't think that'll do anything positive. Not even like a funny thing to do or anything its just my nudes, and it'll alter my respect level from a lot of people forever maybe for the worse. I post enough shit here already.

My nudes wont be disrespected, they're worthy haha, but my person may be I mean. My nudes aint shit either not into that scat.

 

[Hylight]

 

[Hylight]

I mean yah. Wear a sock.

 

[Jabberwocky]

I mean yah. Wear a sock.

What would a woman think if someone sent her a dick pic, except the dick was covered with a sock?

Is that even a dick pic any more? or just creative dressing?

 

[Hylight]

Absoludacris !!

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Explain you were drunk and the name was right next to the other name

 

[LordOfThisWorld]

I accidentally sent them to my uncle who I just talked to for the first time in over a decade last night.

delete conversation

omfg

this is so stupid I’m just laughing

revenge of the selfie addiction

What did your Uncle say?

 

[Joey]

What did your Uncle say?

Nothing

 

[Jabberwocky]

I was trading nude pics while high with chicks from Indonesia on WhatsApp after I matched them on Tinder.

What I didn’t know was that my phone automatically copied pictures in WhatsApp messages to my iCloud photos - which I use as a screensaver on all my devices.

I had the closest call with my daughter turning on Apple TV and trying to find pictures of her birthday party in my photos.

 

[LordOfThisWorld]

Nothing

You’re a girl right?

 

[Joey]

You’re a girl right?

Positively not a girl. I know I just checked to make sure

 

[LordOfThisWorld]

Positively not a girl. I know I just checked to make sure

Ok sorry my bad, well that’s weird your uncle didn’t react, maybe he got embarrassed.

 

[Joey]

Ok sorry my bad, well that’s weird your uncle didn’t react, maybe he got embarrassed.

I hope he laughed and just ignored it like I begged him to when I was deleting the conversation myself.