I was listening to a song on the radio today . . .

[L O V E L I F E]

. . . and the girl sang that she would "walk a thousand miles" for me.
What the fuck is that gonna accomplish?
Do you realize how many blowjobs you could be giving me in the time it's gonna take you to walk a thousand miles?
Drive, you lazy bitch!

 

[Dagny]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
For this, I'll cook dinner.

 

[Sweetpea]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[E-girl]

oh.my.god.
you kill me!

 

[liquidocean]

She should be giving you the blowjob while you drive!

 

[Tarsarlan]

If she were lazy, wouldn't she be driving rather than walking? Or making you come to her?
Ok I'll just shut up now...
Love it!

 

[L O V E L I F E]

Tarsarlan:
Good critique - I'm actually toying with changing "Drive, you lazy bitch" to "Drive, you inconsiderate bitch" or "Drive, you shortsighted bitch" or "Drive, you inefficient bitch" or . . .
Editing jokes can be fun.
Thanks for the replies, everyone.

 

[Sara Tonin]

I like the, "Drive you inconsiderate bitch!" version better. Very funny BTW :D

 

[up all night]

^^^ agreed.
hehe you're a class act lovelife.

 

[lilnellierox]

i think i hate that song.

 

[frostyangel]

hmmmmmm........blowjobs.