Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
Yup, and here it is. When I started it was going to be Uber funny and shit, but now it is just... well, you read it and tell me what you think.
Just read and sing along to the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie".
Sebastians_ghost's
Bluelight Pie
A long long time ago
I can still remember how those little pills used to make me smile
And I knew if It had its chance
MDMA could make those people dance
And maybe we'd all be happy for a while.
But August truly made me shiver
With the news the DEA decided to deliver
A new schedualing has arrived at our door
2-ct-7 would be no more
I can't remember if I cried
When I took the last dose I could find
But something touched me deep inside
The day the phenethylamines died
So
{Refrain}
Bye-bye, to my personal supply
Drove my mercedes to my dealer
But his stash was bone-dry
And them raverchick girls were poppin' pills to get high
Singin' I'll be wearin' candy 'till the day that I die...
Holy shit, would you look at my eyes!
Have you tried the drug of Love
And do you have some glowsticks I could take hold of
When the DJ tells me so
And do you believe in the K-hole
Can trippin' heal your mortal soul
And can you teach me tricks on how to blow up my roll
Well, I know that you're in love with Crowe
'Cause I saw you dancin' at the Paul Van Dyk show
It was more fun that the law should allow
Someone had better pick up fucking Meow!
I was a lonely teenage raving fool
With a pacifier, some K and a mouth full of drool
But I knew that something was mad uncool
The day the 2-ct-7 died
I started singin'
{Refrain}
Bye-bye, to my personal supply
Drove my honda to my dealer
But his stash was bone-dry
And them raverchick girls were poppin' pills to get high
Singin' I'll wear candy 'till the day that I die...
Holy shit, would you look at my eyes!
Now for years we've all been on Bluelight
when it comes to MDMA, we're the #1 website
But that's not how it used to be
back when I decided to pop my very first beane
and I'd pin up pages from Hightimes magazine
And "Trance" was the new sound for you and me
Oh, and when Skydancer said the server was down
Spencer 0wn3d the chat room and ran it into the ground
And now as far as Aby is concerned
his reputation has been permanently burned
And while Puristlove read a book of Tim Leary's
The rest of #bluelight grew anxious and weary
Mellabopper's contemplating quantum theory
The day 2-ct-7 died
We were singing
{Refrain}
Bye-bye, to my personal supply
Drove my honda to my dealer
But his stash was bone-dry
And them raverchick girls were poppin' pills to get high
Singin' I'll wear candy 'till the day that I die...
Holy shit, would you look at my eyes!
MrGeezer's a skeezer with acid in his freezer
Pulling out nose hairs with a pair of tweezers
We're all high and falling fast
Someone handed me this sticky-icky grass
But hell I hate pot, so to Moose I'll pass
I'll just stick to percoset, vicodin and quality glass
Now before the rave I'll splash on some sweet perfume
And with a little luck I'll be landing me some poon
but hey, what we all wanna do is dance
Not just get into some sweet honey's pants
Party kids have covered the entire field
The cops are here, keep your eyes pealed
It's a good thing I've got my pills concealed
The day the phenethylamines died
We started singing
{Refrain}
Bye-bye, to my personal supply
Drove my honda to my dealer
But his stash was bone-dry
And them raverchick girls were poppin' pills to get high
Singin' I'll wear candy 'till the day that I die...
Holy shit, would you look at my eyes!
Oh, and there we were all in one place
DJ Tiesto was spinning "Exploration of Space"
With any luck he'll play it again
So in "New to Ecstacy" there's an entire essay
That says taking E won't make ya gay
not that there is anything wrong with that!
Oh, and as we tried to bum-rush the stage
The bouncers hands were clenched in fists of rage
No even members of the event staff
Could get Oakenfold's fucking autograph
But as we danced into the night
Dakeva told us everything would be alright
We saw the Feds laughing with delight
The day the phenethylamines died
He was singing
{Refrain}
Bye-bye, to my personal supply
Drove my honda to my dealer
But his stash was bone-dry
And them raverchick girls were poppin' pills to get high
Singin' I'll wear candy 'till the day that I die...
Holy shit, would you look at my eyes!
I met a girl on DXM who was crazy sick
So she asked the advice of Babydoc vic
But she just smiled and turned away
We all ran out to hit the dance floor
Where we'd danced to the music years before
But the man there said the DJ woudn't play
And if my hookup doesn't end up comin' through
we'll just have to bum some pills off Catch-22
Or maybe Cherub will have some of them
Poste fucking looks like Eminem
And the three men I admire most
Morninggloryseeds, PhreeX and Sebastians_Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the phenethylamines died
And they were singing
{Refrain}
Bye-bye, to my personal supply
Drove my honda to my dealer
But his stash was bone-dry
And them raverchick girls were poppin' pills to get high
Singin' I'll wear candy 'till the day that I die...
Holy shit, would you look at my eyes!

Just read and sing along to the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie".
Sebastians_ghost's
Bluelight Pie
A long long time ago
I can still remember how those little pills used to make me smile
And I knew if It had its chance
MDMA could make those people dance
And maybe we'd all be happy for a while.
But August truly made me shiver
With the news the DEA decided to deliver
A new schedualing has arrived at our door
2-ct-7 would be no more
I can't remember if I cried
When I took the last dose I could find
But something touched me deep inside
The day the phenethylamines died
So
{Refrain}
Bye-bye, to my personal supply
Drove my mercedes to my dealer
But his stash was bone-dry
And them raverchick girls were poppin' pills to get high
Singin' I'll be wearin' candy 'till the day that I die...
Holy shit, would you look at my eyes!
Have you tried the drug of Love
And do you have some glowsticks I could take hold of
When the DJ tells me so
And do you believe in the K-hole
Can trippin' heal your mortal soul
And can you teach me tricks on how to blow up my roll
Well, I know that you're in love with Crowe
'Cause I saw you dancin' at the Paul Van Dyk show
It was more fun that the law should allow
Someone had better pick up fucking Meow!
I was a lonely teenage raving fool
With a pacifier, some K and a mouth full of drool
But I knew that something was mad uncool
The day the 2-ct-7 died
I started singin'
{Refrain}
Bye-bye, to my personal supply
Drove my honda to my dealer
But his stash was bone-dry
And them raverchick girls were poppin' pills to get high
Singin' I'll wear candy 'till the day that I die...
Holy shit, would you look at my eyes!
Now for years we've all been on Bluelight
when it comes to MDMA, we're the #1 website
But that's not how it used to be
back when I decided to pop my very first beane
and I'd pin up pages from Hightimes magazine
And "Trance" was the new sound for you and me
Oh, and when Skydancer said the server was down
Spencer 0wn3d the chat room and ran it into the ground
And now as far as Aby is concerned
his reputation has been permanently burned
And while Puristlove read a book of Tim Leary's
The rest of #bluelight grew anxious and weary
Mellabopper's contemplating quantum theory
The day 2-ct-7 died
We were singing
{Refrain}
Bye-bye, to my personal supply
Drove my honda to my dealer
But his stash was bone-dry
And them raverchick girls were poppin' pills to get high
Singin' I'll wear candy 'till the day that I die...
Holy shit, would you look at my eyes!
MrGeezer's a skeezer with acid in his freezer
Pulling out nose hairs with a pair of tweezers
We're all high and falling fast
Someone handed me this sticky-icky grass
But hell I hate pot, so to Moose I'll pass
I'll just stick to percoset, vicodin and quality glass
Now before the rave I'll splash on some sweet perfume
And with a little luck I'll be landing me some poon
but hey, what we all wanna do is dance
Not just get into some sweet honey's pants
Party kids have covered the entire field
The cops are here, keep your eyes pealed
It's a good thing I've got my pills concealed
The day the phenethylamines died
We started singing
{Refrain}
Bye-bye, to my personal supply
Drove my honda to my dealer
But his stash was bone-dry
And them raverchick girls were poppin' pills to get high
Singin' I'll wear candy 'till the day that I die...
Holy shit, would you look at my eyes!
Oh, and there we were all in one place
DJ Tiesto was spinning "Exploration of Space"
With any luck he'll play it again
So in "New to Ecstacy" there's an entire essay
That says taking E won't make ya gay
not that there is anything wrong with that!
Oh, and as we tried to bum-rush the stage
The bouncers hands were clenched in fists of rage
No even members of the event staff
Could get Oakenfold's fucking autograph
But as we danced into the night
Dakeva told us everything would be alright
We saw the Feds laughing with delight
The day the phenethylamines died
He was singing
{Refrain}
Bye-bye, to my personal supply
Drove my honda to my dealer
But his stash was bone-dry
And them raverchick girls were poppin' pills to get high
Singin' I'll wear candy 'till the day that I die...
Holy shit, would you look at my eyes!
I met a girl on DXM who was crazy sick
So she asked the advice of Babydoc vic
But she just smiled and turned away
We all ran out to hit the dance floor
Where we'd danced to the music years before
But the man there said the DJ woudn't play
And if my hookup doesn't end up comin' through
we'll just have to bum some pills off Catch-22
Or maybe Cherub will have some of them
Poste fucking looks like Eminem
And the three men I admire most
Morninggloryseeds, PhreeX and Sebastians_Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the phenethylamines died
And they were singing
{Refrain}
Bye-bye, to my personal supply
Drove my honda to my dealer
But his stash was bone-dry
And them raverchick girls were poppin' pills to get high
Singin' I'll wear candy 'till the day that I die...
Holy shit, would you look at my eyes!