johanneschimpo
Bluelighter
Alright people, I know you all love me. I love most of you too. And I will say, it is definitely a pleasure moderating Other Drugs, the best forum in all of bluelight. And of course, if you don't count the spewing of shit that comes out of people's fingertips into that forum called "The Lounge," it is also the busiest forum on all of bluelight. It is quite a task to keep it civil. Its impossible, actually, but the other mods and I do the best that we can. Well, sixpartseven and I do, I have no idea where those other guys have been lately.
Anyway, you can probably guess where I am heading with all of this. I placed a bet with a fellow moderator on the NBA finals, and as I think many of you say me posting in the social thread, I was behind the Lakers all the way. Bad choice. The stakes of the bet being that the loser would step down as moderator. Well, the Lakers lost it all on Tuesday, and, as a man of my word, I am now stepping down as moderator of this wonderful forum, Other Drugs, effective today. I'm sure some of you are starting to tear up right now. I understand. If I weren't myself, and I was watching me step down as moderator, I would be crying too. The best thing to ever happen to Other Drugs, the voice of reason, the man of a thousand hats, the judge, the jury, and the executioner - is vacating his position.
Though as a native and resident of the Los Angeles area, I had to support my Lakers (even though the Celtics were looking so solid, I wasn't going to abandon my boys), I'm not very upset. This couldn't have come at a better time. That place they call real life is getting busy, and I have dedicated a lot of time to Other Drugs in the past 3-4 months or so that I have been a moderator (damn, it feels like so much longer than that!), and began to neglect my real life. I mean, I've still gotten plenty of pussy, but I could, and should, be getting truckloads of pussy. Which is what a fortune teller I visited yesterday told me. Those were her exact words... "truckloads of pussy." I will still be posting, of course, and contributing to the wealth of information (true or false) that is Bluelight, and Other Drugs in particular. I will continue to provide my unbiased and accurate opinion on all things, and promote the message of harm reduction for all.
So the timing of all of this couldn't be much better. I just got out of school, and start summer school on Monday; I'll be able to give it 100% of my focus. Also, we had an influx of applications, and 2 or 3 of them didn't totally suck! My opinion was split between two people; hopefully, now, both of these people will get a chance to moderate this great forum. And, of course, as I said before, the whole "truckload of pussy" thing. Thats probably the most important. I tell you, nothing attracts as much pussy as saying "You know, I'm a moderator of the largest harm reduction forum on the internet. Want to come back to my place so I can put 4 klonopin in your drink and talk about harm reduction?" I swear, it works!
So blah blah, I could probably type forever. I'm surely going to miss closing "snorting xanax" and "smoking oxy" threads, but I'm sure I'll find a way to deal with that loss. Perhaps I will register some alter egos and ask the questions myself; I'm not sure. I suppose I will memberate to some extent, so the current crop of mods, and whoever joins the crew, be ready for that. Most of all, I am going to miss working with this wonderful Other Drugs staff.
sixpartseven: you know I will you forever. FOREVER. As soon as I press enter on this post I'm buying a plane ticket to Detroit so we can consummate our gay marriage. Is it legal in Michigan? It is here in California now, so I'll just assume it is there too. Also, since they charge something like $15 per bag, I'm not bringing any luggage. I hope you have a lot of extra clothes, and lots and lots of rubbers. So I don't have to knock on every fucking door in the city until I find you, please PM me with your exact address. Thanks.
GenericMind: I barely talked to you directly, but you're one hilarious mother fucker. It was hard to have a serious conversation with you, and whenever I tried, you always talked about lettuce. Who the fuck has a lettuce fetish? I mean. besides you? I haven't seen you around for a while, I hope everything is well in your life; you've entertained the hell out of my and made my
moderatingship a whole lot of fun.
sonic: you're the boss. We didn't talk all that much either, but I know you're one hell of a guy. They don't make just anybody a senior mod (or maybe they do, I don't know ). Make sure you keep these screwballs I mentioned above in line. If you train the new mods half as well as I trained myself, they will do a fine job. Once again, I wish you the very best in the future.
To the new mod(s): if you want to learn HOW to moderate well, just browse through my post history. I'm pretty sure the admins are at work compiling it into the new "moderator's handbook."
Everybody else: you suck.
So, good bye, good luck, good vibrations, good riddance, good charlotte, good burger, and good times to all.
This isn't goodbye forever, but surely I won't be spending as much time around here as I have in the past (*cue applause*)
With the most sincerest of love,
johanneschimpo
I already had a thread like this going, but some kids started derailing it, and before I could blink an eye, the whole thread had lost its purpose. Hopefully that doesn't happen this time. I simply want to say goodbye to all the friends I've made during my time here, especially during my short but awesome tenure as moderator.
Anyway, you can probably guess where I am heading with all of this. I placed a bet with a fellow moderator on the NBA finals, and as I think many of you say me posting in the social thread, I was behind the Lakers all the way. Bad choice. The stakes of the bet being that the loser would step down as moderator. Well, the Lakers lost it all on Tuesday, and, as a man of my word, I am now stepping down as moderator of this wonderful forum, Other Drugs, effective today. I'm sure some of you are starting to tear up right now. I understand. If I weren't myself, and I was watching me step down as moderator, I would be crying too. The best thing to ever happen to Other Drugs, the voice of reason, the man of a thousand hats, the judge, the jury, and the executioner - is vacating his position.
Though as a native and resident of the Los Angeles area, I had to support my Lakers (even though the Celtics were looking so solid, I wasn't going to abandon my boys), I'm not very upset. This couldn't have come at a better time. That place they call real life is getting busy, and I have dedicated a lot of time to Other Drugs in the past 3-4 months or so that I have been a moderator (damn, it feels like so much longer than that!), and began to neglect my real life. I mean, I've still gotten plenty of pussy, but I could, and should, be getting truckloads of pussy. Which is what a fortune teller I visited yesterday told me. Those were her exact words... "truckloads of pussy." I will still be posting, of course, and contributing to the wealth of information (true or false) that is Bluelight, and Other Drugs in particular. I will continue to provide my unbiased and accurate opinion on all things, and promote the message of harm reduction for all.
So the timing of all of this couldn't be much better. I just got out of school, and start summer school on Monday; I'll be able to give it 100% of my focus. Also, we had an influx of applications, and 2 or 3 of them didn't totally suck! My opinion was split between two people; hopefully, now, both of these people will get a chance to moderate this great forum. And, of course, as I said before, the whole "truckload of pussy" thing. Thats probably the most important. I tell you, nothing attracts as much pussy as saying "You know, I'm a moderator of the largest harm reduction forum on the internet. Want to come back to my place so I can put 4 klonopin in your drink and talk about harm reduction?" I swear, it works!
So blah blah, I could probably type forever. I'm surely going to miss closing "snorting xanax" and "smoking oxy" threads, but I'm sure I'll find a way to deal with that loss. Perhaps I will register some alter egos and ask the questions myself; I'm not sure. I suppose I will memberate to some extent, so the current crop of mods, and whoever joins the crew, be ready for that. Most of all, I am going to miss working with this wonderful Other Drugs staff.
sixpartseven: you know I will you forever. FOREVER. As soon as I press enter on this post I'm buying a plane ticket to Detroit so we can consummate our gay marriage. Is it legal in Michigan? It is here in California now, so I'll just assume it is there too. Also, since they charge something like $15 per bag, I'm not bringing any luggage. I hope you have a lot of extra clothes, and lots and lots of rubbers. So I don't have to knock on every fucking door in the city until I find you, please PM me with your exact address. Thanks.
GenericMind: I barely talked to you directly, but you're one hilarious mother fucker. It was hard to have a serious conversation with you, and whenever I tried, you always talked about lettuce. Who the fuck has a lettuce fetish? I mean. besides you? I haven't seen you around for a while, I hope everything is well in your life; you've entertained the hell out of my and made my
moderatingship a whole lot of fun.
sonic: you're the boss. We didn't talk all that much either, but I know you're one hell of a guy. They don't make just anybody a senior mod (or maybe they do, I don't know ). Make sure you keep these screwballs I mentioned above in line. If you train the new mods half as well as I trained myself, they will do a fine job. Once again, I wish you the very best in the future.
To the new mod(s): if you want to learn HOW to moderate well, just browse through my post history. I'm pretty sure the admins are at work compiling it into the new "moderator's handbook."
Everybody else: you suck.
So, good bye, good luck, good vibrations, good riddance, good charlotte, good burger, and good times to all.
This isn't goodbye forever, but surely I won't be spending as much time around here as I have in the past (*cue applause*)
With the most sincerest of love,
johanneschimpo
I already had a thread like this going, but some kids started derailing it, and before I could blink an eye, the whole thread had lost its purpose. Hopefully that doesn't happen this time. I simply want to say goodbye to all the friends I've made during my time here, especially during my short but awesome tenure as moderator.
