I Took My Girlfriend On A Vacation To Israel . . .

[L O V E L I F E]

I took my girlfriend on a vacation to Israel.

And we were both so excited about the trip,

That she totally forgot to get a bikini wax before we left New York.

So as soon as we landed in Tel Aviv,

She IMMEDIATELY went to the salon,

And she asked for the top-of-the-line treatment.

So they gave her The Gaza Strip.

Admittedly, the borders were a little uneven.




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[Z Y G G Y]

I like it. It's funny in a clever sort of way.

 

[lostNfound]

Some of your pieces are very left of centre, that don't quite suit everyones taste.

I just read through this three times in a row.

Clever, witty, punchy, most of all funny.

Job well done, I laughed out loud.

 

[New]

Heh heh.

 

[up all night]

Oh no! Ex-bluelighter?

 

[stonerfromohio]

I took my girlfriend on a vacation to Israel.

And we were both so excited about the trip,

That she totally forgot to get a bikini wax before we left New York.

So as soon as we landed in Tel Aviv,

She IMMEDIATELY went to the salon,

And she asked for the top-of-the-line treatment.

So they gave her The Gaza Strip.

Admittedly, the borders were a little uneven.




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This is one of your best... 9100 posts and 9 years of membership many jokes that made me laugh out loud why are you an Ex-bluelighter ive never entirely understood what that means is it that you were kicked off BL or that you deleted your username or you just decided to be ex-bluelighter?

 

[Dagny]

All of those posts are nothing compared to times spent in his presence. That beautiful man introduced many of us to this strange, (once upon a time) small community. I am forever grateful.

And he always makes me laugh!

 

[Raz]

no more LL?

 

[xxkcxx]

bahahaha