manic_panic
Bluelighter
“I Shot Pauly Shore”
(Reed Rosson)
The other day I awoke from a slumber
and oh did I wonder...
ohhh what I had done last night!
I must’ve had a crazy dream I thought
but then I turned on the TV ’n my eyes
were ridin low until…
I found out on the screen
I was in the middle
of my fifteen minutes of fame
and that I oughta feel no shame
cuz I relieved the world of pain
My best mugshot and name
were all the rage…
I shot Pauly Shore the night before
and he is no more Thank the lord
I musta been sauced sheesh I musta lost it!
He was at store a mile from my home
and you know, I never really forgave him
for Bio-Dome--so I showed him my gun
I’d thought that’d be my only chance
so I shot three bullets at his feet till he peed in his pants
and then made him do a super-stoney dance
before shootin’ him in the face
at very close range
…and now everybody knows the score
I shot Pauly Shore…
and I don’t feel no remorse…
‘cuz I shot Pauly Shore …
in a ghetto department store
No more ass-slapstick
no more office box bombs
no more awkward reruns of ridiculous shticks
In the name of comedy…he was a like a cartoon calamity
***
note: Paul Rudd (the guy who stars in all those film duds)
sure is a goddam pest and should be put to rest
but Dane Cook is ultimately destined
to be the very next…
~
(Reed Rosson)
The other day I awoke from a slumber
and oh did I wonder...
ohhh what I had done last night!
I must’ve had a crazy dream I thought
but then I turned on the TV ’n my eyes
were ridin low until…
I found out on the screen
I was in the middle
of my fifteen minutes of fame
and that I oughta feel no shame
cuz I relieved the world of pain
My best mugshot and name
were all the rage…
I shot Pauly Shore the night before
and he is no more Thank the lord
I musta been sauced sheesh I musta lost it!
He was at store a mile from my home
and you know, I never really forgave him
for Bio-Dome--so I showed him my gun
I’d thought that’d be my only chance
so I shot three bullets at his feet till he peed in his pants
and then made him do a super-stoney dance
before shootin’ him in the face
at very close range
…and now everybody knows the score
I shot Pauly Shore…
and I don’t feel no remorse…
‘cuz I shot Pauly Shore …
in a ghetto department store
No more ass-slapstick
no more office box bombs
no more awkward reruns of ridiculous shticks
In the name of comedy…he was a like a cartoon calamity
***
note: Paul Rudd (the guy who stars in all those film duds)
sure is a goddam pest and should be put to rest
but Dane Cook is ultimately destined
to be the very next…
~
