I pull the gawd dang trigger bobby! (tricking my DR.)

[pirates_]

Ok, so i have an appointment with a Family Care dr for the 18th of this month. I need help getting off H, and apparently this is nothing that needs to get dealt with ASAP. Ive been waiting for about a month now, and I really cant withstand this habit too much longer.So in an effort to either get some weak opiates prescribed to me asap(tabs, percs, oxy's etc..) I went ahead and called his office and told the lady I had a question about a fenthanyl patch that I aquired. When the nurse calls me i am going to tell her that I have no money or dope, and that Im sick(which is not true, as a matter a fact i dont even feel like gettin high) I am then going to tell her im going to use the gel by eating half of it. Of course I am not going to do this, but the way I figure it, this is going to shock the hell out of them, and maybe they will do something for me.

BTW what options will a dr have to get me off opiates w/o being put in a detox center? Idk if i wanna go the suboxone or methadone route, I know the chances of the dr prescribing me either or is about 25%, I do no handle benzos well, I get sleep paralyis, and I know for a fact that I will use heroin even once im not addicted..lifes to hard with it, and w/o it. i know im a perfect canidate for a maintnence program..do you guys realize I commit felonies every day to support my habit.. its not fun...

 

[m060mm]

I don't think I understand your goal. Weak opioids aren't considered harm reduction; a doctor won't give you hydrocodone because 'at least it's not heroin.'

 

[pirates_]

My goal is to either get my appointment pushed up, or force them to prescribe a weaker opiate before I "ingest" the most potent opiate in the world. And I bet they will prescribe something, other wise im going to end up dead..(not really, but they dont know that") They are doctors, im asking them for advice, they know its dangerous, and if they do not do nothing and I get sick, they will have failed. They cant just let me take the fenthanyl. its documented that I called them...

but again.. i dont plan on using fenthanyl, i just want the dr to help me faster..

 

[i against i]

being dopesick isn't an illness, nor an emergency ,you brought it on yourself, you said you don't even need other things which they won't prescribe you anyway, especially if you give them a weak ass threat. stop fucking up the health system and being really selfish and sort yourself out. jesus.

edit: if you're not sick, and aren't high, what the fucking issue anyway?

 

[helium-4]

Seriously wtf is wrong with you? You sound like a 14 year old who doesn't want to take responsibility for your own actions. No doctor is going to perscribe you an opiate like you desire, and if you threaten to harm yourself you are likely to be sent to a mental hospital for potentially endangering your own life.

 

[Tripman]

BL isn't here to tell you how to trick your doctor.

Please refer to the guidelines.