I Love the Sound of Breaking Balls in the Morning: Unwanted Sexual Attention

[BlindHelperMonkey]

oh yeah, disabled shitters are great for getting a quick dig in & meeting vulnerable women who find it hard to run away

 

[Sadie]

I wonder some days, Do you even human?

 

[Jackal]

oh yeah, disabled shitters are great for getting a quick dig in & meeting vulnerable women who find it hard to run away

BHM in the disabled bogs:

 

[clubcard]

oh yeah, disabled shitters are great for getting a quick dig in & meeting vulnerable women who find it hard to run away

Or you might meet an Iraq vet who will demonstrate that losing 1/2 a leg doesn't mean he can't snap you like a twig. Enough space to push selfish neds back in & make merry with a totally legal Stanley Knife or crutches filled with dimes.

 

[One Thousand Words]

Sometimes I sit down to wee just to treat myself

 

[Shambles]

I sit down to wee quite often actually. Almost always when on stims (for obvious reasons).

 

[Sprout]

I'm with you on that one Jude, Make them all unisex. Once you're in a stall it's not like they can "see" you!

It's not even as though I could say "just you men, make sure you lift the seat" In the womens loo we have the "hover'ers" Cheers hen, you didn't want to get piss on your ass but you're the fucking reason I have yours on mine now ya clatty tramp! Just EWWWWW!

 

[Shambles]

I wonder if She-Wees could also be used for piping poop? All that talk of standing up to wipe one's arse has my mind a-wandering.

 

[One Thousand Words]

She wees are all theory until your mrs' attempts to use it while tripping her tits off in a field.

 

[Shambles]

To be fair, a certain somebody had to aim for me whilst I was M-holed in a tent recently. Happens to the best of us no matter the equipment

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

Or you might meet an Iraq vet who.... /imperialist cripple scum drivel

eh, i'll just shout bang

 

[Sadie]

To be fair, a certain somebody had to aim for me whilst I was M-holed in a tent recently. Happens to the best of us no matter the equipment

Yeah, that was great fun!

 

[Sprout]

Were you wearing an eyepatch and a peg leg at the time?

 

[Sadie]

HAHAHAHAHA Fuck you sprout!


That's actually hilarious!

No, No I was not, I was on dry land and my aim was rather good a'thank you!

 

[Sprout]

HAHAHAHAHA Fuck you sprout!


That's actually hilarious!

No, No I was not, I was on dry land and my aim was rather good a'thank you!

Thank you, I'm here all week.
I'm just miffed that there was no 'Jap's eye-patch'/'wooden leg'/'haul of booty' jokes made.

 

[BecomingJulie]

In a non-bathroom bathroom emergency situation, I prefer to pee squatting down. I suffer from really bad paruresis anyway; which means I take a long time to get started, so there's no such thing as a quick piddle. Taking longer to complete the process increases the probability of being seen; but I'd still rather risk getting caught peeing from a squatting position than standing.

 

[One Thousand Words]

Shows come with an extender which I see no other purpose than to allow showing off at a urinal

 

[Shambles]

That's given me a great idea for a Dragon's Den pitch... there's surely a big potential market for oversized, real-looking hollow dongs for the more insecure urinal-user.

'haul of booty"

Would that be an especially niche Call of Duty spin-off?