"I Just Went Through A REALLY Rough Break-Up . . .

[L O V E L I F E]

I just went through a REALLY rough break-up.

And she was MEAN, too.

I guess I should look on the bright side:

At least I cheated on her.

 

[Mehm]

hahahahahahaha

this reminds me of a joke by that famous mono-tone dude

 

[RedLeader]

To be honest, 3/10. Really not all that unique, IMO. Maybe I could see it as dessert on a main-course joke, but not solid on its own.

 

[TheLoveBandit]

I'm not feeling your punchline on this one. The 'mean' comment, doesn't develop it any further and is just kind of fluff in the way, IMO. Though, I don't think there are a lot of places you can go with that set up, either. That the 'break up' was bad doesn't fit...perhaps the 'relationship' was bad? I dunno, just not feeling it on this one.

 

[RedLeader]

"I was playing poker with my girlfriend and some friends...

But she cheated during the game...

Fortunately for me, she didn't see me stealing from her chip pile..

You know, with her head under their side of the table and all..."

That's the best I can do in 3 minutes.

 

[TheLoveBandit]

"I experienced a really rough break up ...

...seems your mom doesn't like boys older than 14
...but that's what happens when you get paroled
...I didn't think Joanie would ever leave Cha Chi
...my boyfriend told everyone our private secrets all the time. But they said that would happen when you date E. F. Hutton (c'mon LL, show your age on that one )
...right after I got this tattoo....so anyone know a girl name Helga that's available?
...but the doctor says it's a good thing, only 14 more to go. Signed, Sybil...


gah, if RL keeps trying, I will when I can.

 

[RedLeader]

^ The parole one is great.

"I just experienced a really rough breakup...

She ended it through MySpace of all ways...

I mean come on, MySpace? Seriously?

She could have at least said it to my Facebook!"

 

[DamagedLemon]

lol. i like that one, redleader.