I just spilled beer on my scrotum

[SpunkySkunk347]

this is a serious thread,
should i go take a shower immediately and wash my testicles profusely? Does ethanol exposure to the testicles lower testosterone levels?

 

[cryptix420]

you should be more worried about that cell phone in your pocket and the invisible waves it emits

 

[Clean_Cut]

When the testicles are exposed to fermented liquids such as 'beers' folklore would suggest to wash with running water and to subsequently consume 5 brazil nuts.

 

[modern buddha]

... Wow, OP. What kind of "beer" are YOU drinking that you're worried about a little skin exposure?