Grass lawns suck ass. Plant food and flowers!
^This
And have a nuclear bomb proof underground bunker with a fully equipped gun and weapon arsenal, independent internet access, an independently self-sustaining power generator run on renewable energy, a free weight set with a power rack, a treadmill, a power bike, a punching bag, sandbags of various weights for carrying, a database of every recorded song in history with bohs speakers, a drum set, a bass guitar, a Martin acoustic guitar, a couple electric guitars including a Fender strat and a Gibson SG with a vintage Marshall amp connected to a good PA system, composting toilets, an air recycling unit, hemp and cannabis, psilocybe mushrooms and hydroponic gardens full of natural foods (fruits and veggies, esp berries, like Maqui berries, garlic, cayenne, and all sorts of green leafies!) and medicines of all sorts like Sangre de Drago, Sangre de Grado, Annatto, Turmeric, Clavillia, Coca, Cacao, Sour Sop, Gotu Kola, Tobacco, Skullcap, poppies, Icoja, Guayusa - and of course, also including B. Caapi, Chacruna/Challyponga and Iboga root

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And a tempurpedic mattress.
And porn.