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I hate waiting for the postman.

Black Friday has basically screwed the post up for days and will continue through next week. Apparently 3 x usual volumes this week and they expect to see 5 x come Monday next week. All parcels and packages are running at minimum 2 days on first class and they've seen excess of 7 for some!! I'm not even waiting on anything nefarious and my weekend is now screwed thanks to RM. fuckers

Ugh. Luckily I've got everything I was needing imminently, but I do have a couple of other things on their way to a mates that I was kinda hoping I could have picked up this weekend. I'm guessing probs not now!

WTF is all this black friday pish about anyway, we aren't exactly celebrating thanksgiving!!
 
Sourcing

I am a newbie and just purchased my first drugs online. Don't know if it's okay to say where but wondering if there's anything that gives information about what sources are better for getting the actual drug you want. Can't find anything like that on BL or anywhere else. Tested my drugs and they don't feel quite the same as prescription so just wondering how to purchase safely. Thanks in advance for any info.
 
I am a newbie and just purchased my first drugs online. Don't know if it's okay to say where but wondering if there's anything that gives information about what sources are better for getting the actual drug you want. Can't find anything like that on BL or anywhere else. Tested my drugs and they don't feel quite the same as prescription so just wondering how to purchase safely. Thanks in advance for any info.

Yeh sorry it's sourcing to ask where to by safe and controlled drugs and you won't find that on BL. Unfortunately that's the game everyone plays with illicit drugs sometimes lucky sometimes very unlucky and you just become another number in the statistics.

But the second part is HR. Totally depends on your location as to whether you have a government that is open to protecting you. Some countries operate test centres or you can send samples to another country for analysis. Not sure on rules to name them so wait for a Mod to swing by.
 
Fuck international mail, fuck Christmas, fuck posties. Bunch o' fuckin cunts.. :X

Haha I know the feeling. I'm still waiting something I ordered over a week ago (from within the UK). Getting a replacement sent out Monday, but the slower than usual post gave me just enough hope that it was on the way, only to crush my spirits each day when it didn't arrive!
 
OM and FUBAR you should just take a postie hostage. everyone loves a hostage situation this time of year and if it means you getting your stash quicker then win-win. your not a real man until you have held another man captive:)

Just don't get carried away lads :) you need to release them unharmed!
 
OM and FUBAR you should just take a postie hostage. everyone loves a hostage situation this time of year and if it means you getting your stash quicker then win-win. your not a real man until you have held another man captive:)

Just don't get carried away lads :) you need to release them unharmed!

Solid advice. Possibly slightly redundant in my case as I order to a friends place in an entirely different postal area.

Might still be a laugh though :)
 
In FUBAR's case, I can see the headline already... "Depraved Sex Dungeon Uncovered After Hilarious Postal Prank Goes Wrong"
 
OM and FUBAR you should just take a postie hostage. everyone loves a hostage situation this time of year and if it means you getting your stash quicker then win-win. your not a real man until you have held another man captive:)

Just don't get carried away lads :) you need to release them unharmed!

I can just image your postman - moan, grumble grumble cunt didn't get me any celebrations - if only they knew :D
 
I can just image your postman - moan, grumble grumble cunt didn't get me any celebrations - if only they knew :D

My postman is a dick. his eyes don't even point the same way. Its only his crusty skankitude that has stopped him being detained. (Plus i can only hold 3-4 o the cunt's at one time)

All this could be avoided really. Bad managment
 
I'm paranoid now - do my eyes point the same way :D (How will I know ? is there a test I can take ?)

I'm not sure if you were about when I had my postman problem - after about 10 replacement orders later (he would forget to get me to sign so they [postal service not the supplier] had to pay for replacements) he came into the office - BEAR HERE'S YOUR FUCKING MUSHROOMS :D
 
your not a real man until you have held another man captive:)

Guess that makes me He-Man then ;)

BEAR, HERE'S YOUR FUCKING MUSHROOMS :D

That is bloody hilarious =D

(Er, I presume you were actually referring to receiving psychedelic mushrooms - as opposed to being gangbanged by a load of circumcised cocks...)
 
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I hope you have a big bucket of lube ready...and some decent sized watermelons

Bucket? I've got a fuckin silo of the stuff ready.

And never mind watermelons, I'm into giant pumpkins now..

Edit: No Stee, never had any of the Pervy peevees before. But I can't hold out much longer - if it don't come soon , I'm gonna come a lot sooner...
 
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