parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
Mailmonkey wears his shorts in winter. The other posties must call you a gayboy if they see you cutting about with trousers on just because it's snowing. "GET THE SHORTS ON YA POOF!". Wee tight shorts an all 

My lovely post lady has started posting my recorded stuff through the letter box, anyone else managed to secure this service ?
My mates at Uni are not up for taking packages for me. Btw is it still possible to order carisopradol from spain or what?
browsing through recent mail i found a courier card saying my parcel has been left in a blue bin. Needless to say there's about 10 of them, and they've all been emptied anyway. Fookin twats is what they are. I hope the seller can claim back from them and reship.