headfuck123
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c'mon mr postman, I've got things to do!
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I hate waiting for the postman.
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stereo mic
Bluelighter
Same here. I know most of my posties, love going out and having a chat with him/her when I know they are handing me some crazy shit that I'll be tripping off in a few hours.
headfuck123
Bluelighter
waited around till about 4pm, thought post wasn't coming so i went out for an hour to do something, endured bus journeys with loads of hyper school kids and not enough seats to arrive home to those little royal mail notes... fuck!
mattnotrik
Bluelighter
praise the lord for sturdy packaging, either my mates dog was going to have a good night, or ours was going to be shitty.
hx_
Bluelighter
Pretty sure my postie knows. That vendor went on my never use again list. A shitty thin baggie of blue cheese directly in a padded envelope. Could smell it before I went downstairs and could feel the stems/crunchy plant texture through the packet!
As for all yous signing for things, really?! Plausible deniability anyone?
Praise be to mylar!
As for all yous signing for things, really?! Plausible deniability anyone?
Praise be to mylar!
joe90
Bluelighter
Fuzz
hx_
Bluelighter
Oink
joe90
Bluelighter
Ha HA
mattnotrik
Bluelighter
swampdragon
Bluelighter
Fucking Royal Mail. Where is all my ebay tat? How can I go to a festival without an inflatable giraffe? 
Sammy G
Ex-Bluelighter
Don't even mention it. My ebay tat might well not arrive at all, but there's a faint glimmer of hope. Either way, if nothing arrives by weekend I'm fucked.
Those giraffes are essential though, aye.
Those giraffes are essential though, aye.
parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
I'm waiting on ebay tat as well. A green beret lol. I'm going to an "Argentina-themed" party on Saturday (birds 
). It was a toss-up between Maradona and Che Guevera.
). It was a toss-up between Maradona and Che Guevera.Sammy G
Ex-Bluelighter
Not Eva Perón?
You could've gone for this:
You could've gone for this:
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THECATINTHEHAT
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Good choice on the greeen beret. Should go in full fatigues with a Union flag flying from your back pack.
#heroesof82
#heroesof82
Fucking Royal Mail. Where is all my ebay tat? How can I go to a festival without an inflatable giraffe?
Funny you should mention that. Apparently a 5ft inflatable velociraptor should be waiting for me when I arrive home on Saturday. Fuck knows where that's going.
Also I miss waiting for postie. Though he'll be a bit weighed down come next Tuesday with any luck, need to stock up before impending bans :D Dreamed last night he brought me double the Etiz I ordered, then I woke up and was sad cos I'm off the benzos now. I am however waiting for a Sonic the Hedgehog duvet set and an RF cable for aforementioned Megadrive/Master System so that's not so bad. Bet it gets here after I leave tho.
parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
Not Eva Perón?
You could've gone for this:
NSFW:
My original thought, but I could never be arsed building it, was to get a load of cardboard and go as this
NSFW:
swampdragon
Bluelighter
Tehehe, nice! You should totally take that for a weekend away somewhere.
Sammy G
Ex-Bluelighter
My original thought, but I could never be arsed building it, was to get a load of cardboard and go as this
NSFW:
The joke would get better and better the more fucked up you became.
parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
Haha, I never thought of that. Go as a fully intact Belgrano, come home looking like a missile's hit it.
