I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy

[Jabberwocky]

I wanna get you in the back seat windows up
That's the way you like to fuck, clogged up fog alert
Rip the pants and rip the shirt, ruff sex make it hurt
In the garden all in the dirt





Ookay - I want - will - have sex with a 100%, dyed-in-the-wool dyke. Thought i was there recently but couldn't seal the deal



O and GIFS/jpgs > words ;P

 

[pharmakos]

Ookay - I want - will - have sex with a 100%, dyed-in-the-wool dyke. Thought i was there recently but couldn't seal the deal

most dykes would rather get off on you chasing them then actually fuck ya

you've got your work cut out hombre

 

[Jabberwocky]

i'd like to change that ;P
/why yes, i did dream of such a scenario last night

 

[pharmakos]

i've dated a few girls that have said they're primarily lesbian. when i would question them about why they liked me then, most of them would tell me "you've got some pretty feminine qualities." the only one i wanted to get with that i didn't get with i ended up being way too masculine with tbh. oh kelly...

funny off subject about that kelly chick. my old boss at taco bell would always schedule a bunch of chicks during his shifts (during the day), then the night crew would always be a bunch of dudes, one fat chick, and then one hot chick, kelly. i always thought it was weird that he didn't schedule kelly during his day shifts. then i realized.... ohhhhhhhhhh he only has STRAIGHT girls on during the days. =p

 

[Jabberwocky]

Lol

 

[Blue_Phlame]

I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes
And I wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor
I wanna ah-ah, you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I got to kn-kn-kn-know what's your fan-ta-say!

-Ludacris

to be pretty honest, I dislike dykes and would prefer if they kept away from me.

 

[Pharcyde]

i wanna stab a few to death

 

[Jabberwocky]

c'mon what's YOUR fantasy?

 

[Blue_Phlame]

My fantasy goes how the story of Absolute Power goes, even though i've already lived through it a few times.

 

[Pharcyde]

i wanna stab a few to death

c'mon what's YOUR fantasy?

i wanna stab a few to death

see above

 

[Thanatos]

I once told a girl to grip it and sip it. It worked, one fantasy completed.

 

[China Rider]

my only fantasy involves an hours time, a bucket of chicken and an open window

 

[euphoria]

how is this thread still open?

 

[iheartthisthread]

best part of this thread was the stuttering title.

 

[Roger&Me]

i think i want panderz to put a finger up my butt and make me call her mommy

her authority sexes meh

@_@

 

[Owl Eyed]

I want to have a penis in my anus while my penis is in another man's anus while I have a penis in my mouth while I have two other penises in my eye sockets massaging my brain, the true male g-spot.

 

[China Rider]

i want that 4 u 2

 

[lonewolf13]

either this or this

 

[Owl Eyed]

I want your pencil dick inserted past the back of my throat and into my lungs. I want you to use your penis to gently coax the powdered drugs and phlegm that has accumulated over the years of my life out of my lungs.

Then we feast and fuck.

 

[Owl Eyed]

Lonewolf, I want your vienna sausage in my pathetic belly cunt and I want you to fuck it to completion.