i cant shitttt!!!!! - Opiod Constipation :x

[egor]

I know I have mentioned this before, but cough syrup is like human drano.
Keep the dose in check tough, as dxm and opiates are for the most part metabolised by the same cyp2d6 enzyme.

I was on 8 vicodin es and 4 5mg percs a day for pain after tearing ligament and fracturing my left ankle. I did not shit for 11 days. I decided to use dxm to "loosen" things up rather than going back to the hospital for an enima. Did the job with gusto. It was a 4 flusher.

 

[dtown]

drink a couple 40's of malt liquor and a burger

 

[B9]

Cooking up a shot always did it for me as soon as the smell hit my nose ,I'd hafta run to the bathroom ~ addiction it's a powerful thing .

 

[itsjustme]

doing a small shot of coke or a hit of crack will have you poo-ing in no time. about 30 secs at the most.

it's better than laxatives because it works instantly and you just get it all out at once...it won't keep you in the bathroom for hours cramped over in pain.

 

[TALLY]

go to the drug store and buy some stool softener

 

[Matt_Himself]

Im sorry, maybe its my immaturity (as I may be an adult, but my mind is stuck at age 8), but the title "I cant shitttttt!!!!" (with the extra t's and exclamation points) made me spit my drink all over the screen, and it took about two minutes till I stopped laughing hard enough to clean it...

My stomach is still shaking a bit from residual laughter...

That being said! The problem is normal. As everyone has said, grab stool softeners or if you dont mind it, an enema. And eat things that are high in fiber. I may sound like a health food diet with these suggestions, but they all work. The fiber would be more for a long term thing, ie: chronic constipation or you continuing to induce opioid constipation

 

[johnny-drama]

ive been on a bit of opiates for the past few days. the last time i took a shit was on saturday afternoon, and now its wednsday night, and i cant shit, nor do i feel like i have too. i KNOW i have to though, cause i havent shit in over 3 days now.

i took a bit of hydrocodone on sunday and monday, and yesterday at 10:00 in the morning on tuesday i took 2 methadone (uknown mgs.) and now its 9:27 at night on wednsday, and i cant shit.

could any experienced opiate users help me out, please!

any kind of foods suggestions or helpful advice. i need to do take some thing that will make me go a few hours after i take it, i cant worry so much bout shittin at school as they dont let you go to the bathroom when u want except for in between classes.

anybody and anything that helps is appreciated!

EXLAX

 

[cockney]

Yeah, me too, i love growing old..

Glycerol suppositories, pop one in and clench, hang on in there for twenty minutes and get ready to see just how far you can stretch !

Im sorry, maybe its my immaturity (as I may be an adult, but my mind is stuck at age 8), but the title "I cant shitttttt!!!!" (with the extra t's and exclamation points) made me spit my drink all over the screen, and it took about two minutes till I stopped laughing hard enough to clean it...

My stomach is still shaking a bit from residual laughter...

That being said! The problem is normal. As everyone has said, grab stool softeners or if you dont mind it, an enema. And eat things that are high in fiber. I may sound like a health food diet with these suggestions, but they all work. The fiber would be more for a long term thing, ie: chronic constipation or you continuing to induce opioid constipation

 

[MDPVagrant]

anybody and anything that helps is appreciated!

Get yourself one of those big, red reusable enema bags, and use it regularly (warm water).

P.S. one tends to become dependent on enemas if used often, but if you're already chronically constipated from opiates it makes little difference. Try adding mineral oil once or twice/week for a particularly potent clean-out.

 

[jimbob876]

ive been on a bit of opiates for the past few days. the last time i took a shit was on saturday afternoon, and now its wednsday night, and i cant shit, nor do i feel like i have too. i KNOW i have to though, cause i havent shit in over 3 days now.

i took a bit of hydrocodone on sunday and monday, and yesterday at 10:00 in the morning on tuesday i took 2 methadone (uknown mgs.) and now its 9:27 at night on wednsday, and i cant shit.

could any experienced opiate users help me out, please!

any kind of foods suggestions or helpful advice. i need to do take some thing that will make me go a few hours after i take it, i cant worry so much bout shittin at school as they dont let you go to the bathroom when u want except for in between classes.

anybody and anything that helps is appreciated!

Drink LOADS of water and start of on a herbal laxitive. If still no joy drink the water and try asking your local pharmacy for stronger laxitives. I've been on codeine for 2 weeks and gone once which i equivalated to shitting a melon and genuinely panicked half way through if i'd have the will power to finish!!!!
STAY AWAY FROM CODEINE. Also orange juice, caffeine help.

 

[adder]

Herbal laxatives might bring a lot of pain before they actually start to work. Magnesium is your best bet. And shit, I just realized I haven't taken a shit for a week or so too because of codeine. lol

 

[rave23]

holly crap :D
Sorbitol is the best... I remember the day when i drank a bottle of cough syrup and i spend the trip pissing out of my asshole on the toilet 8( Made me void my bowels like there wouldn't be a tomorrow. and i swear, i was my own biogas plant, seriously, my room would heat up from all the gas i was producing on sorbitol. Feels like your guts are a pipeline and ... 8(
Oh yeah, the good old days i hope you get your problem solved.

 

[rebo]

I hate to say it, but it's time for the big E

 

[malfunkshun]

or, you can use a suppository. dulcolax, i think its called, works in about 15 minutes.

 

[synchrojet]

Just remember to use that stool softener. Otherwise you might find yourself shitting out a baseball and tearing your sphincter. I personally use docusate sodium, 100 mg 3xday, when using heavy opioids.