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I bet your house is a shite state

Its not THAT bad, just hoovering and dusting is not very important to me. The carpets are beyond fucking knackered anyway, and im not spending money on stuff like that with no income coming in. The place does look better when its been cleaned but i rarely do it, I only make a token effort if someone is coming to visit or something.
 
mydrugbuddy said:
same, (well hoovers broke but no particular dust allergy) somewhere along the way i aquired a manual pre electric hoover, have been using that as and when the urge to do a bit of hoovering strikes. Which i cannot say is very often.
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Maybe should do that. Could borrow one but eh. Parents will bring it back hopefully fixed next week. I am unusually clean now I have my own place and an ex-house rabbit.
 
^ I did. Can't recall specific times but past a certain point it's just plain grubby and stays much the same. Grubby is grubby.

I've since cleaned up thanks to the wonders of stimulants <3

snolly said:
ex-house rabbit.
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Whappen to bunnykins, Snolls? Didn't end up in a pie did it? One bunnystrop too far and off to the pot it goes?
 
Nah haha she got a deluxe outdoor pad at my parents' while I lived there over summer. Just waiting til my garden's done and she'll be back. She hates everyone but my dad now. My sister is terrified of her and will just throw food through the grate and run. I think I'm gonna argue for her back in the house cos I paid em a security deposit as they bought the place while I got my money together just in case anything went wrong and the house is now about 80% mine having sorted cash out and I want my snugglebun back. Except all my friends are terrified of her.

She doesn't strop much, she's more of a tortured soul. Sits and gazes into the breeze with her ears back, looking pensive. And then goes mental if you go near her food.
 
Y'know I reckon I may just be able to tame your rabbit, Snollz.

(fnarr)

Not been around a bunny since I was a nipper and a friend had one in the garden. Other folks' pets always seem to like me though for some reason. Quite often to the point of irritating their owners cos said pets tend to play much nicer with me than they do with them. Especially cats. My Chinese start sign is the cat (aka the rabbit) and - despite me not exactly being filled with confidence with such things - I do seem to have a particular affinity with cats so if the theory holds, that should also extend to rabbits. Only one way to find out really...
 
Cats are strange creatures, i was once at a party and a cat walked in, everyone in the room tried to get the cat to go to them, except for me, as im not fond of cats. What did the cat do ? Head straight for me, and jump up to sit on my leg. Very contrary creatures. I should like them for that, as i have such a streak myself.

And dogs, much as i love them, the way to their heart is very simply through their stomach, if you feed them they will follow you around all day and never leave your side, making you feel super special, but its only because you have some doggy biscuits in your pockets. Oh and they do like a bit of fuss and attention which i gladly give to the bigger more handsome dogs, those little yappy fuckers can do one.
 
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mydrugbuddy said:
Cats are strange creatures, i was once at a party and a cat walked in, everyone in the room tried to get the cat to go to them, excpt for me, as im not fond of cats. What did the cat do, head straight for me, and jump up to sit on my leg. Very contrary creatures. I should like them for that, as i have such a streak myself.
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You like to find the least receptive person in any given room and then leap on them? ;)

mydrugbuddy said:
And dogs, much as i love them, the way to their heart is very simply through their stomach, if you feed them they will follow you around all day and never leave your side, making you feel super special, but its only because you have some doggy biscuits in your pockets. Oh and they do like a bit of fuss and attention which i gladly give to the bigger more handsome dogs, those little yappy fuckers can do one.
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See: even our pets are trying to tell us all that 'unconditional love' tripe is fairytale nonsense.

Even our fucking pets.
 
hahah, sometimes I Vant To Be Alone, or left alone, or just not hassled, which is what cats seem to be like, they are independent and seem to do what people wouldnt expect them to. Sadly, the food thing is all too true for dogs, especially if you give them food treats that no one else does, but slightly less cynically if you also respond to their warm and affectionate greetings they will love you.
 
Ive got so much love for dogs. cats are little fuckers at times. although sayng that, so are dogs
 
ColtDan said:
Cat and Dolphins playing together
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it was on that 'natures weirdest events' series that chris packham did, that a dolphin and a dog formed a 'friendship' and would spend several hours a day swimming together. Also a cat adopted and reared a brood of ducklings as if they were its own kittens rather than lunch as they would normally have been. The ducklings appeared just after the cat had given birth to its own kittens so its hormones were all up for nurturing litlle things rather than killing feathered things with wings like they normally do.
 
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