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I am the smiliest mother-fucker to ever walk the Earth.

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rm2x said:
Her silence proves her guilt! lol
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yeah cheers! thanks for that. But.. possession is nine-tenths of the law, which in essence makes the beer mine.

All mine.

Yep...I'm liking that logic :)

And you know what? I am having another one right now! =D
 
Beer thieving is ok I guess.

But beer spilling, that's a capital punishment type crime!

Or maybe only corporal, I mean it is 2008.
 
BREAKaBEAT said:
Oh oh, Im HOT as fuck at the moment... like a size 10ish ?? Its awesome being skinny. Seriously.
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Meh... you'll grow tired of it.

33 yrs of being really, really, really, rediculously good looking has taken it's toll on me....:|

Oh, to have just one day of being mediorce...;)
 
^ Your spelling is mediocre, if that helps ;)

My smiles are all the usual slop - had a gorgeous boy in my bed all night, will probably marry him, have tickets to the football on Sunday :D
 
joannie_mhm said:
Finding out Neil Young is playing Big Day Out made me smile, and half consider going... then I saw he'll be doing side shows in Sydney - awesome!
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^Bwahaaa, Busty and I are both peeing ourselves with excitement. I'm thinking side-show but I want to do BDO again regardless. ;)

My smile for today?

Friday evening plans in Bris-Vegas will involve the procurement of new jeans [hopefully Sass + Bide] as a present to myself for starting [and loving] work; a trip to Howards Storage World - my favourite sore evar; picking up my new hotasfuck sunglasses; drinking cocktails and eating SUSHI TRAIN SUSHI from Hanaichi. I didn't realise until earlier this week that they have an upstairs section but they do and it's fucking fabulous and cheap with loads of Unagi!
 
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**Note: there was no mention about not owning a coffin though
 
I went to a Bronco's function the other day and one of the raffle prizes was a $500 voucher for a funeral palour.

I didn't want to temp fate by winning...
 
My mate bought a coffin, said he wanted to be prepared for an untimely death.
It used to sit in his lounge room.
Was a very nice black one... still fucking odd though.
 
I don't think I've ever smiled this much in my life. Hand-delivered flowers - pink snapdragons no less. They're sitting on my desk in my BOOST juice flask looking amazing.
Needless to say my colleagues are a lovely shade of jade green right now. This is the first time I've had flowers delivered to work and I am floating on cloud 9. =D<3

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rm2x said:
**Note: there was no mention about not owning a coffin though
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Some guy bought a Budweiser coffin to be buried in when he dies, until then he's using it to keep his Budweiser cold.

Remembering that made me smile.
 
^ Its not illegal to make your own coffin you know. I might make a nice red cedar coffin one day :D

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chopped_chimp said:
I went to a Bronco's function the other day and one of the raffle prizes was a $500 voucher for a funeral palour.

I didn't want to temp fate by winning...
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What the fuck? I thought the 50 ad's a day on Funeral Plans and all that shit was enough, but now Funerals are in raffles?

Jesus Christ. As i posted this i just saw "White Lady Funerals" advertised on TV.

"For a womans understanding, call us".

What the fuck? The world has well and truly gone to shit.
 
One more post SMFG. Put your horns in the air -lml

Modulus said:
Jesus Christ. As i posted this i just saw "White Lady Funerals" advertised on TV.
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Its a glitch in the Matrix, run Modulus!
 
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