yes i am trying to call that fat bitch but its busy...trying again....she's on the phone (likely fucking story) they've taken my number (again) so she can call me back (very unlikely but as i said...i will keep fucking phoning her and she'll have to fucking talk to me at some point when she stops stuffing cakes into her fat fucking face)....so thats message number 2 left for the fat cunt Alison whose last name is <snip>.....i hope you're ok with that Mel22 who very responsibly removed her full name from previous entries...i mean come on...who is interested in this bullshit anyway, who the fuck is reading this...if you find this interesting then read on folks as i never fucking know what the fuck i'm gonna do next and i've been refused therapy by that fat fucker who i keep trying to call so i can ask her why....i could tell her that i made soap today in the same kitchen i made DMT in....soap is a hell of alot easier....should anybody else like to make their own soap look up on google a basic simple recipe....i did....but i did improvise on the coconut oil...although i know i do have shit tons of the stuff, its buried under piles of crap in my kitchen and getting to it was going to be an issue but this was basically what i did....
i went round to Mum's to ask to borrow her scales.....then i weighed 100grams water....40grams Lye....i mixed them together...always tip the lye into the water...never the other way round (not sure exactly why but this is a golden rule of mixing water and lye together) then i weighed 100grams of castor oil (in place of cocnut oil) and 200grams rapeseed oil (brand name crisp and dry...but this replaced olive oil) then i pour that into the disolved lye and water mix...which by this time had cooled somewhat...i think there is an ideal temperature to add the oils, but i just added them.....then mix by spoon....afterwards you're gonna have to use a hand blender and blend away until the mixture thickens....it's meant to thicken so much that when you run something through it it stays kinda gloopy and leaves a 'trace'....this stage is called 'trace'....i'm not sure i got it quite there but i was beginning to scare Katniss my cat who had just been jumped on by 'fake Oswald' the big black bully cat that keeps attacking her.....i had to go out and get her indoors as fake Oswald had jumped her....i would have spanked fake oswald had i had the chance but he / she seems to know now that when i try and tempt it over with treats i'm actually gonna spank it......anyway...yeah....i also added some essential oils during the bending process...these being sandalwood and rose....once i'd finished blending i added some drops of pink food-colouring and hand stirred, i did want to achieve a colour effect by doing it this way, but didn't...hey ho....then i poured it all into a plastic container to set...but i also added some dried rose petals as i just happenned to have some that my daughter had picked some time back (roses) and i (being sentimental) had left them to dry on the windowsill....so seemed like a nice little touch...i also added sea salt granules to the top to give it a 'buffering' kinda feel once it sets.....if i had never made my own DMT (which is also very easy but far more time consuming) i would not now be the proud producer of my very first 'soap' whether or not it turns out to be safe to use remains to be seen....i have to leave it now for a month or so...well let it set...then cut into desired size....then leave for about a month (i think...best to check on that)...though back to the DMT....that's an overnight wait....as its got to be frozen....in colmans fuel....then seperated and smoked.....i tried this stuff by mouth and certainly would advise against that!!...had to rinse my mouth out with vinegar as it was burning.....also....DMT not for the faint hearted...or parents ?
i went round to Mum's to ask to borrow her scales.....then i weighed 100grams water....40grams Lye....i mixed them together...always tip the lye into the water...never the other way round (not sure exactly why but this is a golden rule of mixing water and lye together) then i weighed 100grams of castor oil (in place of cocnut oil) and 200grams rapeseed oil (brand name crisp and dry...but this replaced olive oil) then i pour that into the disolved lye and water mix...which by this time had cooled somewhat...i think there is an ideal temperature to add the oils, but i just added them.....then mix by spoon....afterwards you're gonna have to use a hand blender and blend away until the mixture thickens....it's meant to thicken so much that when you run something through it it stays kinda gloopy and leaves a 'trace'....this stage is called 'trace'....i'm not sure i got it quite there but i was beginning to scare Katniss my cat who had just been jumped on by 'fake Oswald' the big black bully cat that keeps attacking her.....i had to go out and get her indoors as fake Oswald had jumped her....i would have spanked fake oswald had i had the chance but he / she seems to know now that when i try and tempt it over with treats i'm actually gonna spank it......anyway...yeah....i also added some essential oils during the bending process...these being sandalwood and rose....once i'd finished blending i added some drops of pink food-colouring and hand stirred, i did want to achieve a colour effect by doing it this way, but didn't...hey ho....then i poured it all into a plastic container to set...but i also added some dried rose petals as i just happenned to have some that my daughter had picked some time back (roses) and i (being sentimental) had left them to dry on the windowsill....so seemed like a nice little touch...i also added sea salt granules to the top to give it a 'buffering' kinda feel once it sets.....if i had never made my own DMT (which is also very easy but far more time consuming) i would not now be the proud producer of my very first 'soap' whether or not it turns out to be safe to use remains to be seen....i have to leave it now for a month or so...well let it set...then cut into desired size....then leave for about a month (i think...best to check on that)...though back to the DMT....that's an overnight wait....as its got to be frozen....in colmans fuel....then seperated and smoked.....i tried this stuff by mouth and certainly would advise against that!!...had to rinse my mouth out with vinegar as it was burning.....also....DMT not for the faint hearted...or parents ?
