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Howard Stern

I'm effed up right now, but I just want to say, that never when I signed up for sirius, did I think I would be so 100% satisfied with what I was buying. I cannot go on enough about how fucking amazing the entire package is. The stern show now makes the old show look so outdated; it's amazing. The interviews, the conversations, you really feel like you're there with them, because nothing is held back. Don't know if I'm saying what I want to be (damn trippy stuff!) but I know other people know what I'm getting at.
 
Do you listen to Bubba the love sponge on Howard 101 from 4-8pm?
 
I can't get into Bubba for very long. The show just doesn't hold my attention. They have some funny stuff on sometimes, but nothing that ever keeps me glued to the car seat.
 
CBS Radio Inc. Files Suit Against Howard Stern and Related Parties
For Multiple Breaches of Contract, Misappropriation and Unjust Enrichment


Tuesday February 28, 5:00 pm ET

NEW YORK, Feb. 28 /PRNewswire/ -- CBS Radio today announced that it has filed suit against Howard Stern, his company One Twelve, Inc., his agent Don Buchwald, his agent's firm Don Buchwald & Associates, Inc. and Sirius Satellite Radio, Inc. The lawsuit is for compensatory and punitive damages for multiple breaches of contract, fraud, unjust enrichment, and misappropriation of CBS Radio's broadcast time. It further seeks damages from Sirius Satellite Radio, Inc. for unfair competition and tortious interference with Stern's CBS contract.


The 43-page complaint charges:

* Howard Stern repeatedly and willfully breached his written contract
with CBS Radio over the last 22 months of that contract,
misappropriated millions of dollars worth of CBS Radio airtime for his
own financial benefit, and fraudulently concealed his interest in
hundreds of millions of dollars of Sirius stock while promoting it on
the air.

* That on or about January 9, 2006, Sirius paid over 34 million shares of
stock, valued at approximately $220 million, to Stern and his agent
because Sirius exceeded by the end of 2005 certain subscriber targets
that were set in the Sirius-Stern contract. The complaint alleges that
the Sirius-Stern contract provided that Stern was to receive this stock
payment in 2010, but it had an acceleration provision that allowed
Stern to receive the compensation as early as January 2006 if these
subscriber targets were met. All of Stern's actions for which he
received this expedited compensation occurred during the time that
Stern was under exclusive contract with CBS Radio, when the Sirius
payment terms to Stern were kept secret.

* This contract thus provided a compelling incentive for Stern to do all
that he could to help Sirius reach the subscriber targets by the end of
2005 so that he could receive his Sirius stock payment as soon as
possible while Sirius's stock was extremely valuable. Without the
accelerated payment, Stern would risk the decline of the Sirius stock
value. By taking action on CBS Radio's airtime in 2004 and 2005, Stern
assured himself of immediate access to $200 million in assets that
could be readily converted to cash.

* By engaging in continuous promotion of Sirius on CBS Radio airtime
without any payment by Sirius to CBS for these advertisements and by
pocketing over $200 million dollars for his personal benefit, Stern
misappropriated millions of dollars worth of CBS Radio airtime for his
own financial benefit and the financial benefit of Don Buchwald, his
agent, and Sirius in contravention of repeated directives by CBS Radio.

* That Stern also breached his contractual obligation to inform CBS Radio
of plans that might have a bearing on his future. Under the Agreement,
Stern had the obligation to give CBS Radio the first opportunity to
discuss participation in radio projects that are conceived during the
term of the Agreement, even if the concept or project was launched or
implemented after the term. Stern ignored that responsibility, and
negotiated and concluded his agreement with Sirius in secret.

* To this day, Stern continues to breach his contract by refusing to
return property that belongs to CBS Radio -- the recordings of his CBS
radio program that, under his Agreement with CBS Radio, belong to the
company.

The suit further charges that Sirius intentionally interfered with and procured Stern's breach of the Agreement. Sirius knew that Stern had a contractual obligation to maximize the prospects for the success of the CBS Radio program and to comply with his duty of good faith. Sirius intentionally induced and caused Stern to breach these contractual provisions by offering to accelerate Stern's payment of millions of dollars in stock options to promote Sirius on CBS airwaves and by concealing Stern's stock interest from CBS Radio.

The complaint in this lawsuit was filed in the Supreme Court of the State of New York, County of New York.

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/060228/nytu192.html?.v=25
 
I just watched Stern's press conference in response to this and he's taking it right up Les and Joel's dumb asses.

Fuck CBS, they're just so desperate their ratings have dropped faster than expected. Parting shot from a sinking ship.....
 
I found the history of the phrase "schmega dildoes" today. :D

The corpulent pumpkinhead, Rush Limbaugh, has lackeys who say, "dittos" or "mega-dittos" to compliment him when they talk to him. His brainless followers are called "dittoheads". They begin many phone conversations with the "megadittos" phrase.
One day, an apparrently misguided fan, in an effort to get through the "love your show" phase of his conversation with Howard, used the mega-dittos phrase when talking to Howard. Howard seemed mildly offended, and after a little discussion, said, "Don't say mega-dittos, say mega-dildoes." That rapidly turned into smega-dildoes and into smega-dildoes, and then into mega-smega-dildoes.

A dildo, for those of you who don't know, is a phallic sexual aid. "Smega" is believed to be a rhyming corruption of smegma, which is defined as a cheesy substance (sebaceous secretion) which collects under the foreskin of uncircumcised males, or near the clitoris and labia minora of females.

Mega-smega-dildoes to you, too.
 
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Only 1 day after revealing he doesn't really have a cleft palette but rather a nasty speech impediment, ol Cliff passes away. :(
 
Oh my god. Arties laugh today, when they played the clip of mike walker farting, was too fucking funny. I seriously don't know which made me laugh harder.
 
I really think todays show was one of the best since they've gone to sirius. The fight between robin and sal is classic!
 
Being the big Elegant Elliot Offen fan I am, I ordered his DVD 'Violet dehumanizes elegant Elliot' from the Funny Store in new york. It took 2 days to get here, if you are an EEO fan - this is the DVD for you. Bizarre, hilarious, disturbing, sickening, and wild, riiiiiight?

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John the stutterer sex tape.
Full nudity, he eats her out, she jerks him off... god the internet is funny.

87mb, good video quality
hxxp://www.sendspace.com/file/cpyjsx
 
You gotta spend money to make money...

They'll get it back, it's a serious investment that needs some time to boom.
 
STERN EYES FREE RADIO

May 9, 2006 -- HOWARD Stern says he's been offered a "major deal" to come back to regular radio via satellite radio - just like his longtime enemies Opie & Anthony.

"The joke could be on them if I get good and worked up [because] I got offered a major deal to go back to terrestrial and stay on satellite at the same time," Stern told his Sirius listeners in comments replayed and mocked yesterday by "O&A."

"Can you imagine if I go across town against them in all those markets and just kick some a-? That would really be cool," said Stern, who now broadcasts to about a tenth of his former audience.

If an offer was actually made to Stern, it most likely came from Citadel Broadcasting, which is in the process of acquiring Disney/ABC's radio division - including New York's WABC, WPLJ and WEPN - and is headed by former Infinity/CBS exec Farid Suleman.

Once Suleman gets the keys to ABC's outlets, he could instantly return Stern to major FM stations in New York, L.A., Chicago and other huge cities, if Sirius, which is paying $500 million over five years for Stern's supposedly exclusive services, agrees to trade exclusivity for cash.

During a recent investor conference call, CEO Mel Karmazin said he's not entertaining reverse-licensing offers but added, "It doesn't mean that we couldn't in the future."

Neither Stern's agent or Suleman returned calls seeking comment.

http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/63508.htm
 
I didn't like Stern when he first came onto the scene, but then I was young and didn't know better. Nowadays, I really don't care one way or the other. I find him personally annoying, but that's true for just about every radio personality. For what it's worth, I used to watch his show when it came on E!, but rarely all the way through an episode, and usually muted so I could just see the hot babes.
 
Belisarius said:

I didn't like Stern when he first came onto the scene, but then I was young and didn't know better.

Nowadays, I really don't care one way or the other.

I find him personally annoying, but that's true for just about every radio personality.

For what it's worth, I used to watch his show when it came on E!, but rarely all the way through an episode, and usually muted so I could just see the hot babes.

I echo your sentiment, Bel, and, for the umpteenth time, I shall declare my opinion, that Howard Stern, for all of his intelligence, industry-pioneering, and business-savvy . . . is not particularly funny.

To me.

Lowest.

Common.

Mother.

Fucking.

Denominator.
 
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