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How to one over your dealer

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deadhead507461

deadhead507461

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I am about to embark on a journey. A mile away on my bicycle, since my license is suspended. To meet a dealer for some nose candy, Cocaine for the rest of you..
I told him..
"hey bro.. I just came up on a loot. I wanted to start gettin back into gettin YAYO. Do you have some???"
He was so excited to reply, and now I will be going to get a sack from him..
I really dont have a "loot" i just said this so the sack will b fat, in hopes that he has a chance at getting at my "loot".. haaa
So this first sack will b fat as fuck I hope. Any good dealer, I would think, would make the first sack fat in hopes to get return customer.
Right???

Anyone else have good tips on how to one up your supplier??
 
^ Yeah same here, thread should have come with a warning that it was damaging to your intellect.

Bluelight isn't here to help you 'one over your dealer'. It's about harm reduction so I'm gonna be a narc and report this.
 
one over? thats the simplest technique any 12 year old has learned to use on their friend down the street, wow Johnny I got the new video game wanna come over and play? Cool Lets go smoke your weed first!. cmon man you gotta do better than that
Fail!
 
Umm generally you get the weight that you paid for so wtf? This thread is beyond dumb but im posting here because i feel like i fried a few brain cells just reading the thing. Actually i feel alot smarter after a night on coke then after reading this thing :|
 
How is baby laxative different from grown-up laxative? I'm not too sure on the different laxative genres but you guys seem to know your stuff so thought I'd check cos I always did wonder.

And OP, your brilliant masterplan will work. Then you'll get skanked next time in return. Karma and that.

Or you might just get stabbed instead, Or maybe shot if you're in the US.
 
so you're saying when you are going to meet a coke dealer for the first time, by yourself, without a car, it's a good idea to tell him that you have just come into a bunch of cash?

yeah, I bet he was real excited to hear from you.
 
deadhead507461 said:
I am about to embark on a journey. A mile away on my bicycle, since my license is suspended. To meet a dealer for some nose candy, Cocaine for the rest of you..
I told him..
"hey bro.. I just came up on a loot. I wanted to start gettin back into gettin YAYO. Do you have some???"
He was so excited to reply, and now I will be going to get a sack from him..
I really dont have a "loot" i just said this so the sack will b fat, in hopes that he has a chance at getting at my "loot".. haaa
So this first sack will b fat as fuck I hope. Any good dealer, I would think, would make the first sack fat in hopes to get return customer.
Right???

Anyone else have good tips on how to one up your supplier??
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uhhhhhhhhhh

let me guess you are high as fuck or something when you wrote this? thats the only thing I could imagine..
 
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