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How many times a week do you masturbate at work?

do you masturbate at work? how much?

  • dont wank at work

    Votes: 8 80.0%

  • 1-2 cheeky wanks

    Votes: 2 20.0%

  • 3-5 greedy wanks

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 5-10 excessive wanks

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 10+ sticky workplace

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    10
Want a good way to spice up your day?
Try resisting your filthy urges whilst you're at the workplace!
 
I wouldn't be surprised if some/all of those denying doing it are lying :p

For me, perhaps once every 2 or 3 weeks. Not often but it DOES happen
 
Haha. At work? Geeze. If you're rocking out at work, I think you need to check yourself. I mean, you can't wait the few hours till you get home..?

I mean, if it's the act of being in a public place, or specifically at your job, that actually turns you on, then fine I guess.. hah. Don't get caught.. that'd be an awkward conversation with your boss for sure.
 
Mr.Scagnattie said:
I mean, if it's the act of being in a public place, or specifically at your job, that actually turns you on, then fine I guess.. hah. Don't get caught.. that'd be an awkward conversation with your boss for sure.
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Yeah haha imagine that.

I really don't have enough time at work nor am I turned on at work. So it wouldn't make sense for me.
 
Getting turned on doesn't really limit itself to convenient places for me :p and I've got an extreme amount of pent up sexual energy
 
Azure Cloud said:
Just one more reason why being unemployed sucks.....lol, fucking lol
*i made myself laugh*
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Interveiw:
"So why would you like to work for us?"
"Well.. I feel I would be a valuable asset to the company and I could really use a good want while on the clock" xD
 
If getting off in the workplace is your kind of thing to do, then try these to spice up your work lovin' even more:

- make progressively more audible moaning noises without being heard or caught.
- leave your toilet cubicle unlocked
- jerk in front of the basins/mirrors in the toilet, and dart quickly into a cubicle as soon as you hear the outer doors open.
- while seated at your work desk, knuckle shuffle yourself with one hand in your pocket. Make sure you flex the wrist only, and the trick is to stay perfectly still (no gyrating on your chair) especially at the point of orgasm.
- leave traces of your biological material on your keyboard, it dries to a clear matt finish overnight and makes it look rather nice.
 
drancer said:
if getting off in the workplace is your kind of thing to do, then try these to spice up your work lovin' even more:

- make progressively more audible moaning noises without being heard or caught.
- leave your toilet cubicle unlocked
- jerk in front of the basins/mirrors in the toilet, and dart quickly into a cubicle as soon as you hear the outer doors open.
- while seated at your work desk, knuckle shuffle yourself with one hand in your pocket. Make sure you flex the wrist only, and the trick is to stay perfectly still (no gyrating on your chair) especially at the point of orgasm.
- leave traces of your biological material on your keyboard, it dries to a clear matt finish overnight and makes it look rather nice.
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loooool
 
It varies, whenever I am bored, or frustrated, need a mood lift, see hot women at work (which I both work with and run into while out in the field). I just go to the stall and do it. Maybe a couple times a week average. For all they know I'm taking a shit.
 
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