How lucky am I?

[JWills20]

Here in the UK most of the flyers for raves say "rave-friendly security" which is quality! Most of the bouncers search so loosely its as if they don't even want to find your drugs. One literally searched my wallet main-pocket and loosely searched my body; could have easily just had it in a less obvious pocket of my wallet! They often say subtle drug-insinuated comments also which I find quite funny! Once I needed to leave the club for money before the main rave began and the guy asked me "didn't bring enough for a good-time then?" with a wry smile. haha