Longest You Ever Slept?
In the spirit of the "Longest You've Been Up?" thread, I ask you: What's the longest you've ever slept, in hours? To make it more interesting, let's count waking up for a short period of time, for example, if you sleep 8 hours, wake up for an hour and drink a beer then go to sleep, it will count. If you include that, stories of heavy duty sleep sessions might actually be pretty interesting. Anyways...
A while back, when I was drinking and doing a lot of benzo's, I apparently slept for around 3 days / ~70 hours, but no one saw me fall asleep or wake up, so the true time will never be known. Apparently I drank a ton and did truly massive amounts of ritalin / adderall / coke with some people. We stayed up, getting world record drunk until 8pm the next evening, almost 20 hours. We had run out of stims about 2 hours earlier and we had drunk such ungodly amounts, so heavy duty crash + super duper drunk = slept like road kill. Btw, this was all told to me after, I do not remember from my own POV. I proclaimed my intoxication very often to many people all night though, at the same time complaining about how hung over I felt. I also said I was in pain from the comedown and all that shit. So smart me, I figured that popping a random scoop of xanax, oh, and a scoop soma and flexeril and lyrica, I would feel totally great and I would fully sober up with no discomfort. I was told that I then proclaimed how everyone is retarded (I was told I said that often) for never figuring out that you can get rid of any hangover/crash/discomfort by pounding powerful sedatives. Genius that I am...
I ended up passing out, duh, but I also was crazy when I would wake up. I took so many benzos, that the first time I fell asleep it was for 20 hours, then I was so hungry I ate a ton and then I slept, when I woke up I was thirsty cause of the food, so drank, then slept. I Felt shitty after drinking a bunch and then passing out, so benzo, repeat ad infinitum. When I was awake I would do and say stupid shit, like I would try and talk in tongues to my friends and stuff. I was told I would wake up and go up to friends smoking a blunt, say random words, take and smoke the blunt, a few times and and then go back to sleep. It was a crazy cycle; sleep, smoke, sleep, drink a few shots in a row, chug, something like that, sleep, pop pills. Apparently I also sorta planned on this, which I find sorta hard to believe. My roommates said that when I got the pills earlier in the day, I had planned on getting super stupid fucked up. Why? I have no idea. I definitely was drunk when I made that moronic decision tho. At least I want to believe. I remember the stims but not to much after that. It is possible I was drugged, though highly unlikely. The only reason my roommates didn't call the ambulance is because I was very lucid. I ended up losing a job and missing a final that none of my roommates who should have reminded me about the whole school thing. I had a roommate in the class where I was too late for the final...
Hypnotics and alcohol are a terrible mix. Every time I make a fool out of myself, black out, and make terrible decisions.
Any funny or tragic stories of crazy sleep sessions?
