How is the penis in Scotland?

[kaywholed]

There is a wee sweet lass whom I have become fond of, and her of me. However she had a trip for a month to Scotland, which she has taken.

Will she return to my fair mountain colonial town, satisfied with the local flesh, or will she return pining for my manhood?

 

[Mailmonkey]

are you talking about knockando?

 

[koneko]

The penis is doing well in Scotland my good man and undoubtedly anyone would find such a glorious Scott erect organ difficult to leave behind. Find yourself lacking in the trouser department from here on in. - just get over it. Thank fuck for fantasies eh...and imagination, she may be able to adjust if you can offer someit else?

Good luck to you x

 

[adam west]

chode

 

[Shambles]

Thought the Scottish cock was having a break from BL? I'm sure he's fine though.

 

[parttime crackhead]

She'll come back with a fanny like a burst couch.

 

[adam west]

wizards sleeve: i wish it could be christmas everday

 

[Spade's Mum]

It gets the thumbs up from me, deary. If it's your manhood you're worrying about just come up to visit me on the docks. Any penis will do as long as you bring the cider and fags.

 

[Marmalade]

She'll come back with a fanny like a burst couch.

hah!

 

[farmaz]

She'll come back with a fanny like a burst couch.

Keep your fetid, special brew stinking hands away from the poor girl you foul animal