Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
Dodged with my wife, she had a glass bowl of potato salad and tried to kick me in the balls, and started talking about calling 911 about my drug use. I very calmly inquired whether she was going to call 911 before or after she kicked me in the balls. I also asked her to keep her hands and feet in full view at all times and assisted her to safely exit the garage. Proceeded to get out my steel mallet, chisel, and crowbar to begin removing concrete slab in the front yard. My wife questioned my motives. I told her my Mother lied and told me I would have a nice front lawn when I grew up. Calmly reminded my Wife the mallet and pike are to be used on the concrete not her Husband's heart. Finished a little front lawn chiseling and then soaked the front yard with water. Smoking the last of my sativa and more Malboro Reds. We have a funeral to go to in the morning and I'm need to cut my hair and shave, etc.