That's why we joke he's a lush hahahah.
Actually, I get worried sometimes. Cats can't process alcohol, yet he's adamant about having gin/vodka cocktails if we make them. Like he will not leave them alone. I think his coming around when I smoke is a mixture of drug/attention seeking. He likes to sit in my lap when I smoke, but only when Mrs. Gravy isn't around (?) and if I don't pet him he starts to get nibbly. He honestly gets a bit more chill when I smoke around him. I don't blow any smoke his direction, but I wouldn't be surprised if he got a minor dose from it.
I know it can't be good for cats in larger amounts. A friend's cat went psychotic after finding some of his bud and eating it. I try not to let him get any smoke but I really think he wants it most of the time. He gets right up in my way lol. I figure, as long as he's not eating any, he'll be fine. I've smoked around many cats and the one that ate pot on her own was the only one to get poisoned.
I don't smoke around our reptiles at all though. Their lungs are too weak. Snakes only have one lung for some reason.
Oh yeah, how high am I? Not at all. But I'm about to fix me up a fat breakfast bowl of some dank