In an ideal world we would all smoke our meth out of color-changing custom glass pipes with multiple chambers for vapor recovery and cork-padding around the handle so you don't burn yourself durring a 37 hour meth smoking session - sadly in many parts of the country/world, you can't find "oil pipes" or "vapor pipes" (remember, you vaporize meth, you don't apply a direct flame) .. so this isn't an option.. if you live in some place like Cali, you can get a simple little meth pipe for a couple bucks - not the case in many other states ..
So, you have a few options:
1) The ole Lightbulb -
I can't find the "Methbulb of Death" Thread went to.. in short - take a lightbulb, cut the very end off with a sharp razor, use a screw-driver or butterknife to break out all the electrodes and whatnot, wash out the phosphorus really good and let dry ... drop in your meth and apply a flame to the outside of the bulb, using a pen-tube, rolled bill, or straw, inhale the vapor/smoke that the bulb fills with .. if you want to get all 0-day l33t-0-burrito then you can take a 2-litere soda bottle lid, drill a hole in it, push a pen tube through the hole, load yer bulb, and screw on the cap... cover the end of the pen tube and heat the meth until the bulb is totally filled with smoke, then, with one giant GASP you can inhale the entire hit at once... hold it... hold it.... hold it... listen to friends warn you not to hold it for it will "crystalize in your lungs" .. ignore moron friends and dumb myths... hold it.... hold it... enjoy the insane rush and ringing ears, get a motorbike and act tough! The benifit to this is that since a lightbulb is ment for really hot temperatures for long periods of time, you can use one bulb for a DAMN LONG TIME before it breaks...
2) The ole Home-blown ginsing vial/air-freshner pipe -
Go to a gas-station in "that part of town" (not the good part, "that part" where "those people" live) .. in said gas station you will find rose-stems (the little glass tubes with a rose in them, cork on each end) .. in that general area you should find Ginsing vials (little glass vials full of ginsing) or auto-airfreshner bottles (little glass vials with a spray thing on one end) .. buy a few of each of these, we are going to blow glass!
For a heat source, you can use one of those butane "crack torches" or if you rreally want to go for mass-assembly get a propane torch (the little propane cans thhat have a screw on torch head) - IMO the latter is the best because how you usae your heat is what depends on if you get a nice pipe or red-hot pieces of glass everywhere .. you will also need some "tools" - I find you can make most ANYTHING from bent coat-hanger sections... just make things you can use to work with thge glass when it's REALLY HOTY ...
Alright, lets roll! I find the Ginsing vials are definitly the best as they already have one sealed end, and they have a 'li[
of sorts that makes for easy holding iwth your wire tools and also makes it look damn cool (like a real pipe)... just pour out that ginsing and you're ready to go.. light up yer torch and SLOWLY introduce the closed end of the vial into the flame... keep it tilted at an ipward angle so all the hot-air can escape - if you keep it tilted down that hot air can break the vial... anyway, once introduced make sure you evenly heat up the end... move the vial about the flame, twist it, etc... once it's glowing nice and hot you're ready to blow it - it's easy, you should have some hanger tool that you're holding the open end with - do NOT remove the glass from the flame, just bring it out enough you wont burn your face when you blow into the entry.... continue to twist it a little and then blow into it - you will notice the end will beging to bubble up, and if you didn it right it will be nice and uniform .. keep blowing and twisting as to evenly disipate (sp) the heat - eventually the bubble will get as big as it's going to and it will "pop" - actually what will happen is that a little hole will be blown into the bubble .. go ahead and pull it out, then let it cool... you will have a glass tube with an opening on one end and a bubble with a hole in it on the other.. yer just going to drop the meth into the bubble - to smoke, turn the pipe so the hole is facing the side, apply a flame an inhale... these are nifty but since these glass implements are NOT pyrex (or some other heat-tollerant glass) they WILL BREAK, and as lifes laws would dictate, it would happen when you have your last and biggest hit just loaded into it... as for HOW LONG it lasts - I have had them break on the first use and had another last for a few months...
3) The ole Foil and tube -
It's easy, cheap, won't break, and doesn't require you to spend 15 minutes creating some elaborate device...
All ya do is take a piece of foil, fold it over in half, fold that in half, and fold it in ghalf again - you will have a nice strip of foil (about 6x-8x thick) .. you can indent one end a little to avoid spiling... the easiest tthing to do now is to put it on the edge of a table, put something heavy on one end (to secure it to the table)... go ahead an drop yer meth on the end or indented area - you're ready to smoke! You just put the rolled bill (or other tube) in your mouth, apply the fkame to the underside of the foil, then inhale the vaopor - if you LIKE to pull a bigger hit, you can put a glass over the end of the foil to capture the smoke ..
Thats about it - there are actually a few other ways you can do it but that wraps up the most common ways...
You can always BANG IT!
