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How do I get girls to like me?

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Memeito

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I'm not very good with girls, I didn't have many girlfriends and most girls seem to avoid me. No matter what I do or say to them I can't seem to get them to like me to become even friends...Any suggestions?
 
I'm 30.
Well, I didn't find anyone who likes me. Most people seem to avoid me. It's probably because I hate most of them - I can't stand about 90% of the people I meet. And those that I like, they usually don't like me...or I'm indifferent to them....
 
There's nothing like a sense of humor. This doesn't mean be an ass to others to try to get a laugh at their expense. Finding the irony in situations, self-deprecation (NOT to be confused with self-pity). This, combined with a dose of humility...greatness :)
 
Right....but my sense of humour is a little strange...Most people don't seem to get it - they don't know when I'm serious and when I'm joking.
 
Whenever I read someone who wrote that question, I tend to ask - How do you get guys or anybody to converse/like you? Girls, at the end of the day, are people too. I really don't know that there's a secret formula. You'll eventually run into someone who'll "get" your sense of humor.
 
Memeito said:
It's probably because I hate most of them - I can't stand about 90% of the people I meet.
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Why do you hate everyone?
Why are you surprised that many people don't like you ... since you don't like most people?
 
Show them ur penis and tease them.
touch them.

do those except the first one.

also dont be a negative nancy.
 
Tude said:
There's nothing like a sense of humor. This doesn't mean be an ass to others to try to get a laugh at their expense. Finding the irony in situations, self-deprecation (NOT to be confused with self-pity). This, combined with a dose of humility...greatness :)
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+1 this... a thousand times, this!

Believe me, brother, I'm not the best-looking guy in the world -- not the worst-looking guy either, but, you know, pretty average. Anyway, I can get women, and I don't mean to sound too full of myself or cocky because, in truth, I actually have very low self-esteem, but it's the truth. I can get women, all kinds of women, women with boyfriends, even, and women with fiancés.

I would say that, to get women, you've got to be slick, suave, witty, and funny. It shouldn't come across as being forced, contrived, or as though you're trying too hard. If you've got nothing witty or clever to say, then don't say anything as you'll more than likely say something stupid (has happened to me on more than one occasion and I hate foot-in-mouth moments); but if you do think of something, then go ahead and say it!

You might have a different sense of humor than others, and I can understand that, but give it a try. My sense of humor is basically this: leave no stone unturned. My sense of humor can be dry, it can be sarcastic, it can be real quirky and silly, or it can be real dirty, offensive and dark. Throw in a bit of everything, and see what the girls seem to respond to.

I've never been a pickup line sort of guy, but I used to joke with girls by telling them that they look tired of standing and I'd clear them a seat (then I'd take off my glasses, stick out my face and sort of brush away the invisible crumbs with my fingers) Give that a try lol
 
Memeito said:
Right....but my sense of humour is a little strange...Most people don't seem to get it - they don't know when I'm serious and when I'm joking.
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A lot of that can be remedied, in my opinion, through facial expressions and the tone of your voice. I work with a guy who very few people like because he'll be joking, but his voice is robotic and his face ALWAYS has the same expression. It seems like he's insulting you, so he's pissed most everyone off.
 
verso said:
I've never been a pickup line sort of guy, but I used to joke with girls by telling them that they look tired of standing and I'd clear them a seat (then I'd take off my glasses, stick out my face and sort of brush away the invisible crumbs with my fingers)
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That's excellent advice! That one always works. It also helps if you have the other hand down your cum stained sweatpants and a little drool out of the corner of your mouth while you're talking to her - show her you are serious. If that all requires too much physical coordination the OP's original cyber-stalking system is the way to go...

Women love internet trolls though - I would think the OP would be swamped with eager PMs by now......
 
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