How did I get here?

Whatever. I'll make due.

ATTENTION AUSTRALIANS

In the spirit of of everything America stands for, I'm moving in and taking over your territory. Anyone that has a problem with that will be stabbed in the fucking throat with a pool stick. You'll all be given a small amount of land to become drunken degenerates on where you can practice your cultural customs of old. If you behave I might even let you build a casino or two. In exchange for your lives I expect a constant flow of hot Australian virgins(as if there were any) to be delivered to my solid gold replica of the White House, which will be placed in the spot of wtfever landmark you guys have after we demolish it.

Thx.
 
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I think I might have liked "epic faillighter" a little better, but that avatar is great so maybe not
 
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