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How big is your penis? (Also, if you're a female how deep is your vag?)

Must admit I've never really met a gal who had. I think this all but demands that you do so immediately - immediately I say :! - to get the ball rolling. As it were. Fnarr, etc.

How exactly one would go about it is also an interesting question. I suspect a ruler may be a tad uncomfy. And the theme is exotic measurements... perhaps a pineapple? No. That would be a silly thing. I would be quite stupidly - not to mention childishly - impressed with any gal who can and does come up with some kinda measurement though :D

Doooooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet %)
 
Title does specify question is open to both sexes and Ms Dragon is a game gal... one can but hope with chilldlike glee =D

(actually, i suspect i'd be quite disappointed with the ordinariness of any answer... but there's definite bonus points available for effort :D)
 
here's my measurement idea: take a dildo you know is longer than your vagina, put it all the way to your cervix, mark dildo, measure with ruler.

to be honest though i don't care about the depth of any bl'ers vagina nor penis size, plus i just assume all males are gonna lie so it's a worthless stat (hence why i didn't post my own, everyone else is gonna assume it's bullshit)
 
I'm definitely a grower. Just a couple of inches when flaccid, about six when erect.

Do I care? Do I hell. =D
 
curious_24 said:
I'm definitely a grower. Just a couple of inches when flaccid, about six when erect.

Do I care? Do I hell. =D
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Honest but dull. The exotic measurements/comparisons element seems fairly essential to this thread cos actual measurements are a bit naff really. And, in all truth, likely to be much of a muchness with not half as much variation as some egos would like.

But dull and honest? Snap. If I'd made up summat about root vegetables or cat's tails or perhaps tropical fish it'd make for a far more interesting post though.
 
Shambles said:
I do think it's a tad unfair the way society focusses on willy size whilst completely ignoring fanny dimensions though.
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Assuming you're not having a laugh, I'm glad to see someone write this! I was almost killed on another forum for suggesting men just have as much potential anxiety about their genitalia as women do.
 
^on that note, i've heard girls talk about how big or small their boyfriends dick is in mixed conversation, whereas if i were to be like "amy's pussy is loose as fuck" to anyone other than my bros i'm looked at as a villain. double standard.
 
Anyone seen thoise 2 yahoo ansewer screen shots depicting the difference in answers when 2 people were asking about oral from their partner??
Question 1
1. Asked by a femaleL 'BF wont go down on me and thinks its digusting?'

Top answer ' Refuse toi perform on him until he does on you, if he still wont then leave him, he probably likes the taste of semen better' (chosen by a lote of votes)

Question 2 Asked by a guy

'Gf wont go down on me and thinks is disgusting?'

Top answeer: Chosen by a large amount of voters again:

'The only one who is disgusting is YOU, when are you male creeps going to learn NO means NO, if she doesnt want to then thats HER choice not yours (he never actually mentioned trying to get her to go down on him or gave any info like that but yeah)

Anyone got the pic? Im crap at explaining stuff like that. Probs done by the same guy to show the abuse and sexism us guys get ;)
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On a serious note, I've never 'gone down' on a lass before, they've never minded or at least brought it up but since speaking with friends nd that apparently that's really strange. I do (or did before opiates took ahold) had a pretty active sex life, is it really strange/unusual?
 
Dunno, Kronos.. but I'd dump you pretty quickly. ;)

Shambles said:
How exactly one would go about it is also an interesting question. I suspect a ruler may be a tad uncomfy. And the theme is exotic measurements... perhaps a pineapple? No. That would be a silly thing. I would be quite stupidly - not to mention childishly - impressed with any gal who can and does come up with some kinda measurement though :D
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Sadly my fella forgot to buy bananas today.. I think I only have some celery available. Is celery a valid form of vaginal measurement?
 
treezy z said:
^on that note, i've heard girls talk about how big or small their boyfriends dick is in mixed conversation, whereas if i were to be like "amy's pussy is loose as fuck" to anyone other than my bros i'm looked at as a villain. double standard.
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I don't argue that (some) women are conditioned to worry about pubic hair and also their natural smell.

Men have their own issues, though - size, performance.. I also equated the uncleanliness both sexes are made to feel about their genitals. For boys, this can mean forced circumcision - some still use hygiene as an argument for circumcision. For women, this can mean products targetted at removing their natural odour.

But there's a lot of.. okay... mainly feminists who aren't willing to recognise the various pressures on men.
 
Quite.. and labiaplasty is actually becoming quite a common procedure to tidy up vaginas. The world's gone mad. 8(
 
swampdragon said:
Dunno, Kronos.. but I'd dump you pretty quickly. ;)
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Maybe that's why i've never found everlasting love! I always thought i was perfect in every other way.. Tbh its never been really 'requested'

treezy z said:
i've never seen an "ugly" vagina unless an std was involved. pussy ain't got no face
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Designer vagina innit bruv
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JohnnyVodka said:
Assuming you're not having a laugh, I'm glad to see someone write this! I was almost killed on another forum for suggesting men just have as much potential anxiety about their genitalia as women do.
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Nope, Not having a laugh at all. Really is a double standard. It's fine that men are all a bit edgy about the size of their bitz 'n' pieces and feel the need to do that weird bravado thing (as evidenced in at least one post above) whilst it's utterly verboten to suggest that actually women's bitz come in a variety of sizes too and not all couplings are an ideal match. And it ain't either person's fault, cos there is no fault, just basic biology. Vive la difference and all that.

treezy z said:
^on that note, i've heard girls talk about how big or small their boyfriends dick is in mixed conversation, whereas if i were to be like "amy's pussy is loose as fuck" to anyone other than my bros i'm looked at as a villain. double standard.
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I can quite believe it although don't think I've ever even considered mentioning such a thing in mixed company - or single sex company for that matter. Has occurred to me a number of times though cos it definitely is a double standard. To be perfectly honest, the main reason I'd be wary of suggesting that a lass may be a lil loose for me (aside from it being kinda rude and unnecessary - in public certainly, in private (to her) more just a difficuly subject to broach) would be that the instant assumption would be needledick. Which is fine. It ain't and I'm genuinely not sensitive about what I've got (or not got). It's fine for every purpose I've put it to and have had no actual complaints - not even subtle ones. That and I'm well aware of the UK average and know what an average is. And one thing an average is is preferable to a below average. Also preferable to a significantly above average according to any time the conversation has been had with me present. But the assumption is always that it must be that a fella has a tiddler if there's a certain excess of saggybaggy going on down there.

(for the record, i can't actually think of any woman i've been with who i'd describe as saggybaggy, some slightly loose, some definitely not... mostly the latter i think but would have to have a long, hard think about that to be absolutely sure)

Kronos said:
On a serious note, I've never 'gone down' on a lass before, they've never minded or at least brought it up but since speaking with friends nd that apparently that's really strange. I do (or did before opiates took ahold) had a pretty active sex life, is it really strange/unusual?
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Unless I'm very much mistaken, yes, yes it is really unusual and strange. Also, you have no idea what you're missing out on. Hop to it fella - you're missing a treat you really are <3

Oh, and I'm pretty sure it's never been "requested" in my experience either. Frankly, they'd have a job preventing me. I can't really imagine sex without it to be honest. Well, maybe a quicky yes but not if you're doing it more than once (over all, not necessarily in a night) or it's anything other than a quick knee-trembler.

swampdragon said:
Sadly my fella forgot to buy bananas today.. I think I only have some celery available. Is celery a valid form of vaginal measurement?
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It's the SI measurement as far as I'm aware.
 
Shambles said:
Honest but dull. The exotic measurements/comparisons element seems fairly essential to this thread cos actual measurements are a bit naff really. And, in all truth, likely to be much of a muchness with not half as much variation as some egos would like.

But dull and honest? Snap. If I'd made up summat about root vegetables or cat's tails or perhaps tropical fish it'd make for a far more interesting post though.
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Fine.

About the size of a medium goldfish when flaccid. Growing to similar proportions to those of a small root tuber once fully erect. Think of those long thin sweet potatoes and you're on the right track.
 
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