Do you think I'd do our cause justice if I managed to belligerently barge my way on stage and tell them the drugs told me to do it? Then space out and instantly make my intended purpose known, which would be presented with coherent points with respectable sources.who studied and used body language effectively. Had done extensive research on the participating people including who they were and why they held their views. I'd speak perfect queens english, is a deep knowledgable, interesting narration tone, perfect timing, articulate, knowledgeable, made appropriate facial expressions and eye contact, employed active listening and various NLP type mind tools not every one is fully aware of it. Had a huge 4 life times of knowledge of my source material salient points and any potential counter argument memorised, trainman style, Re-read how to win friends and influence people twice that week, then, spoke back with good manners, logic, backed up by a consistent, solid argument, broke down to be appropriate in word usage for whichever question and person I talked to, only quoted from studies viewed most highly within academia, using the home offices own data against them if possible if not focus on the most widely acepted reputable study(s), prepare prepare prepare, listen, but dismantle any stupidity gracefully, with respect. But also quickly and throughly counter all perceived counter arguments that may be employed... risk using obvious or unnecessary character assignations bringing force past quotes and misquotes only if needed. Only condescend with an air of slight superiority if needed (justified by my past job experience in the field as fastandbulbous' only real teacher and also carried out personal volunteer work done on shlolgens ranch.
Mention people chosen by government because of their job(s)/academic field of study... but they sack people like Dr Nut (call him dr. walnut. so he sounds less nutty. because of a simple true quote about MDMA deaths being less limey to kill someone than falling off a horse. Whoa nelly that was a bit too truthful Lucky he wasn't called Dr David kelly and was threatening immediate unsanctioned action against sanctions against those pesky WMDs or thome york may have to make a newer harrwdown hill track on eraser 2. Don;t gorget to appeal to any sun readers who had turned up wrongly thinking it was legoland day and they were owed coupons that actually expired a week or so ago, have a telly tubby program set up with drug highs as telly tubby characters, baby them if needed, all while being as pleasant and consise and cunning as a fox that studied at cunningham university and on the ball enough to not drop my sparkling water. sharper than Oscar Wilde witticisms rolled up into a point, dipped into lemon juice and jabbed through a small fluffy animals eye. Was hard hitting but polite, respectful and smoke the truth up replacing it with easy to breath vapours, that they might just not listen to any of that cus I'm a nobody in my scientific field but then they listen to MPs with no knowledge over their hated self appointed truth speaking panels of experts I just don't know? who or what to believe, the government clearly doesn't know either. Or do I kist need to have gone to one of those fancy schools like the PM and his fat (or not so fat) 'bothers and sisters to join the true debate and have chance of anyone listening to me?
I suppose they pretend to listen to russel brand, I need to get my hair out there, become famous and then and only then may i be respected (if you can call it that) enough to be considered a worthy member of the drug debate who isn't a scientist, mp or mediator/interviewer. Just become a junkie for years and a sex manic/actor/presenter must have helped too He's like multiple stereotypes thrown into one. Also anti-voting, maybe a commie yeah a dirty hairy comie! Perfect, let him dig dis own drug spiked grave out there. We'll show him no one ever changes things around here, not even us! Those dumb hippy voters can't say they aren't being met half way any more! At least we pretend to care about brands very hands on based practical views on addition therapy. but we have an old fossil in the hole, we are clever enough to put Chistopher Hitchens sadly still alive brother (just saying if one had to de, it should have ben this one) on at same time who successfully brings the tone of conversation down every time he opens his fat bigoted head and draws grand in, (actually we aren't sure who is on top if anyone out the two of them, that doesn't matter, as long as brand doesn't get a second to realise he can run verbal circles round this old, mean viewed devoid of empathy arse hole.) Wow, it worked again, he must really hate brand. He is Christian who basked in 2nd best seat while his brother the cool atheist one lived, now he is reduced to being consenting, over-opinionated and hateful of drugs and gays, no wonder he hates Russell! This is brilliant ....thus reducing time for anyone important to hear anything brand has to say! Not that you slags care what he says today to any day, you are just looking at his hair and clothes! Also most men either fancy him or feel threatened by him. You no voting beatniks don't know how good you got it! Parading an ex junkie about like we care what he has to say about the best way to treat heroin addiction! with understanding, not cruel and unneeded punishment! We have said to much. Erm..our scientists know the truth, that... brand is a mere pawn, a simple piece of the puzzle, and always has been. If voters could make any real change by voting we wouldn't allow it! Heh, heh, heh. It's over, cameras off! time to assonate someone we don't like! Only their character though, its no harrowdown hill again, they are far and few between these days.