hitmansite.com

[jabbajosh]

Due to the exciting properties and potential of MDMA, aka Ecstasy, there is a calling for a new delivery system for this chemical substance that provides all of its desirable benefits but strips it of its adverse side-effects. This has been made possible by the private humanitarian medical research group that employs HITMAN™, aka World's New Drug Czar™. Utilizing its radical new information technology derived from quantum physics, the research group has developed QUANTUM ECSTASY™ that delivers the potency of MDMA without the possibility of any adverse side-effects regardless of the dose taken. QUANTUM ECSTASY™ is not a mimic but bio-identical to street Ecstasy using quantum alchemy.

They also have the supposed quantum alchemical equivelents (in downloadable form? wtf) of Alcohol
Ayahuasca
Betel Nut
Cannabis
Coca
DMT
LSD
Magic Mushrooms
Salvia Divinorum

 

[jabbajosh]

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

Arthur C. Clarke, "Profiles of The Future", 1961 (Clarke's third law)

 

[milligrams]

You can't just throw the word quantum in to make something sound scientific, nor "bio-identical".

Also I assume because it's downloadable that just means it's going to be binaural 'drugs', and therefore shit.

Also, if there's not any potential for 'side-effects' then there's also no potential for primary effects, you can't have stimulation of serotonin receptors without side-effects...

but I mean "bio-identical to street Ecstasy using quantum alchemy." ...you've got to be taking the piss


Quantum alchemy????? The (made up) science of turning sub-atomic particles and wavefunctions into gold? Oh yeah that's really going to be useful.

 

[Aloysius]

Due to the exciting penis and nutsack of MDMA, aka penis, there is a calling for a new penis system for this chemical nutsack that provides all of its desirable penis but strips it of its adverse nutsack. This has been made possible by the penis humanitarian nutsack penis nutsack that employs PENIS™, aka nutsack™. Utilizing its radical new penis technology derived from quantum nutsack, the research group has developed PENIS NUTSACK™ that delivers the potency of MDMA without the possibility of any adverse penis regardless of the nutsack taken. PENIS NUTSACK™ is not a penis but bio-identical to street nutsack using quantum penis.

They also have the supposed quantum alchemical equivelents (in nutsack form? wtf) of Penis
Ayahuasca
Betel Nutsack
Cannapenis
Coca
DMT
LSD
Nutsack Mushrooms
Salvia Divinorum

 

[Nibblez]

Let's break down their claim piece by piece shall we?

Their claim: "Utilizing its radical new information technology derived from quantum physics, the research group has developed QUANTUM ECSTASY™ that delivers the potency of MDMA without the possibility of any adverse side-effects regardless of the dose taken. QUANTUM ECSTASY™ is not a mimic but bio-identical to street Ecstasy using quantum alchemy."

First off, they claim that they used "information technology" to develop this quantum xtc shit. That means that they somehow used a method of data acquisition, processing, storage and/or dissemination to develop this substance. In layman's, they're saying "omg we used new computer shit we developed to make this shit".

They also claim that this new "information technology" that helped them create the substance was derived from quantum physics. This makes no fucking sense at all. Quantum physics has nothing to do with computers. They might be trying to refer to Quantum Computing, but that technology is still in its infancy. Not even big rich governments have progressed a whole lot in this field yet so I highly doubt this company has. Furthermore, a "quantum computer" cannot compute anything a conventional computer would not be able to. They are simply faster in theory due to efficiency.

Lastly, there is no such thing as "Quantum Alchemy". Alchemy focuses on transmutation of base metals and is bunk. Perhaps they were trying to refer to quantum chemistry, but that field of science again, is still in a stage of infancy. It might have been slightly more plausible if they claimed that they developed this substance with the aid of their private chemistry research derived from quantum physics. Even in that case, quantum chemistry to date has theoretically plausible applications predominantly in inorganic chemistry.

 

[blazR]

Hahah.. I do believe it is hilarious!

*ROFL*

Interresting though

Trolling?

I wish y'all a very nice sunday.
Kind regards
//blazR