High y'all

G'day blog,

Im a weee bit drunk and a weeee bit high. I stepped off the wagon last night, its been months and its still affecting me. Im writing here to procrastinate from going to the shops to get food for my lorikeet.

I have decided to buy a Phillipino husband. Ive already had one and they are great, but I want a full blood gorgeous hunk with no issues.

Apart from that, all is kinda dull. My flatmate is going ok, we dont talk much as I cant be bothered and neither can he when there is tv.

My dad had a heart attack this week but he is home from the hospital and ok. He tried to lecture me on the phone but its my turn to give him lip.

Bloodt lumpy blood going thru his heart and hes giving ME shit!! OH no you dont dad!

Anyway. going out tonight apparently with some girls from work. Tarted up to the nines. Ill bet ya I bail and go tp bed instead!! HAHA

 

'Tis good to cut loose, just be sure to keep up with the wagon so that you can hop back on.

I have decided to buy a Phillipino husband. Ive already had one and they are great, but I want a full blood gorgeous hunk with no issues.

Good luck hun, everybody has issues. Anyone tells you otherwise, and they're either lying to you, or to themselves.

 

No issues? What makes you think there is anyone out there without issues?

I guess it depends on the severity and intensity of said issue/issues.

:D

 

Or whether their issues compliment your own.

 

Indeed!