Hi, I'm spork!

[spork]

And I never posted an intro thread, so here it is.

 

[Bauer095]

yay i get to be the first to welcome you!!

Welcome to Bluelight, stop by the slides while you're here, they're fantastic

more to come, but chew on that for a bit, it's delicious :D

 

[Dyno_oz]

welcome to the funny farm

 

[hoptis]

Hi spork, welcome to Bluelight.

Enjoy your stay!

 

[junglejuice]

Hi...

Please post in here in the future before making thousands of posts and obtaining modships!

Thanks!!

:D

 

[Church]

Hi spork. Wanna pork? :D

 

[New]

Hi spork. Remember to post pics of yourself often so that we men don't end up getting erectile dysfunction.

Welcome to Bluelight.

 

[tambourine-man]

She'll never last.

 

[Beatlebot]

Get lost, noob

 

[hello katie]

Hiii spork.
Sporks are very handy!

 

[B9]

Hallo and welcome , come with me to TDS and tell us all your problems so we can emotionally blackmail you into all sorts of bizzarre goings on !

 

[hoptis]

ohh welcome to the new members introduction section! hope you enjoy the praise and support from those bored with the other forums or just looking to up their post count

Hey! I'm not any of those. I'm here because Felix pays me to pretend to be his online friend!

 

[felix]

Well in that case I want a refund, cos you're doing a shit job of it. :D

Hi spork. Believe it or not, "spork" was already one of my favourite words LONG before I'd even heard of Bluelight. Let's meat up.

:D

 

[felix]

ohh welcome to the new members introduction section! hope you enjoy the praise and support from those bored with the other forums or just looking to up their post count

This post sickens me.

 

[Beatlebot]

You get paid? And all this time I was doing it out of pity!

 

[felix]

^ That post also sickens me. Which must make you pity me. Whick sickens me even more.

 

[Beatlebot]

You know I love you really!

You've really done a great thing with this forum felix, you I know I was never a fan of this forum but now I end up here at least once a day. That's a great turnaround from my perspective. You are tops!

 

[spork]

Get lost, noob

Will you accept me if I post an elbow shot?

 

[hoptis]

This post sickens me.

I hang out here because I like it, it's not as cliquey as other social forums and a lot of stuff here makes me laugh. I've got plenty of other forums I should be looking at when I'm here and don't give a stuff about my post count.

 

[felix]

You know I love you really!

You've really done a great thing with this forum felix, you I know I was never a fan of this forum but now I end up here at least once a day. That's a great turnaround from my perspective. You are tops!

Cheers luv. :D

Yes, I remember you suggesting its ABOLITION!!! I forgive you.