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Definitely...

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While we're on the subject of animals, did you know that dolphins have been known to actively harass humans for sex.

This has never happened to me. But I often wonder what it must be like to engage in sexual relations with a beautiful dolphin. <3
 
Cornishman said:
While we're on the subject of animals, did you know that dolphins have been known to actively harass humans for sex.

This has never happened to me. But I often wonder what it must be like to engage in sexual relations with a beautiful dolphin. <3
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The camera never lies

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Cornishman said:
While we're on the subject of animals, did you know that dolphins have been known to actively harass humans for sex.

This has never happened to me. But I often wonder what it must be like to engage in sexual relations with a beautiful dolphin
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hey.. ugly dolphins need <3 too yknow. in fact theyre often the most generous of lovers.. ahem, or so ive heard


our dolphin friends have been observed and even filmed kidnapping female hostages from rival pods to sexually abuse, rape and torture, often to the point of death beyond


reports suggest theyve even offered to straighten out a few of our our own feminists for us.. though we have to paint them grey and place a bag over their heads beforehand :?
 
brimz said:
Sporting quite the beard there mate. Still got it ?
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Yeah man, grew it before travelling around Europe in March. It kinda grew on me (sorry!:|) so decided to keep it on returning home.
Before letting it grow I shaved very infrequently & often got asked "Are u growing a beard?". So eventually, rather than say the whole "No, I'm just a lazy bastard" thing I started saying "Yep" & before I knew it I had one! %)
 
^^^ Hey! What's so unethical about a love as pure as this...

"What is repulsive about a relationship where both partners feel and express love for each other? I know what I'm talking about here because after we made love, the dolphin put her snout on my shoulder, embraced me with her flippers and we stared into each others' eyes for about a minute".
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Beautiful. <3
 
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Isn't it just =D

And such an understanding family too. Most women are jealous of their husband's affairs. Not his missuses though...

Brenner says his two ex-wives were aware of his dolphin ex-girlfriend, and perfectly OK with it. "His daughter from his first marriage even designed the book cover," the Huffington Post reports.
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8o

His own site is pure genius =D
 
Shambles said:
You didn't think "Bum 2004 Budapest with Rash" was enough warning?
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Well, being nearly 10 years ago I thought it was a given that Knock would be sporting much firmer, leaner buttocks. And at least a tan.

Come on, BL'rs... it's not hard to beat knock and owens behinds...

(Not being rude to you guys, it's just Pagey and GoS set a particularly high standard)

*And the greatest part about it, being the posterior, no-one can recognise you from it... so you can keep your anonymity on the Internet. No excuses.

*with the exclusion of Shambles, who half of Wales can apparently recognise him from
 
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Shambles said:
Raas doesn't do bums. Might preclude him from gaining his wings ;)

Come on, Raas. There's no commandment against posting a pic of yer backside on BL =D
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I've no biblical issue with showing bums. Nothing wrong with celebrating Gods fine creations.

Problem is, my bum is so perfectly formed, lean and unaffected by aids... I just know it's going to cause a lot of animosity amongst the male bluelight posters.

Over the past few months, I've built up various relationships with bluelighters... and I fear that posting a picture of my exceptionally supple bumcheeks, is going to provoke a lot of jealousy and effect these relationships for the worse.

I'd rather keep the peace, and continue these progressive relationships... rather than cause vast dispute because of my lean, toned, buttocks.
 
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