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Married to the Eiffel Tower

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Phwooooooar, etc.
 
monstanoodle said:
Trés, trés belle Pagey :)

And are we gunna have a legging-off?*

*I just realised that could be misconstrued =D I really should have said legging-battle 8)
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Merci <3

Shambles said:
As far as misconstruing wordings go, I very nearly got all of a fluster over this sentence til I noticed the "a" between "her" and "pair" :o
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Hah! Hopeful =D

Shambles said:
Married to the Eiffel Tower
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Lol I'd heard about that. I'd also seen something about some chick who used to masturbate in front of her toaster because she was in love with it. Very weird, to say the least.
 
Pagey said:
Lol I'd heard about that. I'd also seen something about some chick who used to masturbate in front of her toaster because she was in love with it. Very weird, to say the least.
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Why's that weird? It's just a toaster, not like it's a TV or something.
 
^ =D

Pagey said:
Lol I'd heard about that. I'd also seen something about some chick who used to masturbate in front of her toaster because she was in love with it. Very weird, to say the least.
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8o

That caused a flurry of Googling but couldn't find anything on it. If you happen to recall where you saw it then do please tell - I need to know about this :D

Pagey said:
Hah! Hopeful =D
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Mental image ftw =D
 
Hmm I'm not managing to find anything on the toaster sadly (it was years ago), but I did find this little gem -
A British woman who goes by the name "Emma" because she wishes to remain anonymous, says she is in love with a hi-fi system which she called Jake. Jake, she says, is "solid, reliable and beautiful". She repairs "him" when he goes wrong, and "makes love" to him on average twice a day. "Emma" is a bit of a loner but says, "I would like to meet more people and to have friends," she says, "but I just think it is too difficult now. I am scared they will reject me.
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Which isn't bad =D
 
I'd do him. Right in the speaker socket.

This one tickled me immensely :D

If I could do this, I would. In an instant.

It's always good to have self-confidence, and people really should learn to love themselves but this man is taking it to an extreme. 39-year-old Chinese man Liu Ye married a life-sized cutout photo of himself wearing a red bridal gown. Ye said he was dissatisfied with reality so he married himself. That makes perfect sense.

The wedding took place in the square of Guanzhou Village before friends and weirded out local villagers. All of the ancient Chinese wedding traditions were honored including the bride kowtowing to heaven and earth, to ancestors and to the elderly aged 90 and over. Bride and groom made the traditional rounds of toasting guests during the banquet.
Remarked one guest, "It is a real grand wedding except that the bride is a photo." Oh, just that one little thing?

Self described as "an angry Chinese youth at best," Liu Ye denies he is gay but does admit to being "a little bit narcissistic." Just a little!?! Ye said, "marrying myself is a process of deconstructing and reconstructing myself. I make use of the wedding to reconsider opposite-sex marriage. My behavior seems ridiculous, but I am traditional and conservative in heart so the wedding ceremony is traditional."

Yeah, totally conservative and traditional...he's just crazy enough to fit in with the conservative here in the States!
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There was a three programme series called Strange Love.
One was the woman loving buildings, one was this dude who spunks over his car and the other was people marrying animals. Check. It. Out.
 
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surprised k88 hasnt received more frustrated-eadd-boy-attention than she has. she is an absolute stunner - and about as cool as its possible for a girl to be. only wish she'd post more



that ones for free, k88 - check your pm's in about half hour btw, been rushed off my feet earning money last couple days. sitting down now, promise
 
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